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Can i get an Amen?

mustangluver 2012/09/17 17:55:31


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:






1. He called everyone brother



2. He liked Gospel



3. He didn't get a fair trial








But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:









1. He went into His Father's business



2. He lived at home until he was 33



3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God







But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:








1. He talked with His hands



2. He had wine with His meals



3. He used olive oil







But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:








1. He never cut His hair



2. He walked around barefoot all the time



3. He started a new religion







But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an Native American:






1. He was at peace with nature



2. He ate a lot of fish



3. He talked about the Great Spirit






But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:






1. He never got married



2. He was always telling stories



3. He loved green pastures






But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:






1. Fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food



2. Kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it!



3. And even when dead, had to get up because there was still work to do!




Can I get an AMEN??!!
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