Can America gain energy independence from harvesting fat from all the overweight citizens?

by BrianD3 Posted 2012/03/06 16:55:08

Related Topics: Government, Overweight, America, Fat People

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	Sure, we should tap all sources to gain energy independence	6 votes	29%
	nope, not enough fatties in America to make a difference	0 votes	0%
	Some other pithy comment	15 votes	71%

Think about it; it could be a WIN/ WIN!! The government harvests fat from all out fatbodies out there and we have more energy and less fat people!!

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BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/03/06 17:07:41

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+5

TWO BIRDS,ONE
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Jim 2012/03/15 12:46:57

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Another idiotic question; what a surprise.

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Emily 2012/03/08 15:43:01

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Despite the dangers of surgery that could leave thousands dead, how do you intend to turn this fat into energy? What do you intend to do?

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BrianD3 to Emily 2012/03/08 17:08:39

if they can run deisel cars off of deep fryer fat then something can be don to harness the energy potential of human fat

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Emily to BrianD3 2012/03/08 17:36:56

hmmm. not convinced. convince me.

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BrianD3 to Emily 2012/03/08 18:07:55

the question was posted in the "Fun & Humor" section. Try to look at it from that perspective.

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Emily to BrianD3 2012/03/08 18:54:23

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Fair enough. Hadn't noticed that before. =D

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☆stillthe12c☆ 2012/03/08 05:11:40

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No, but if we could only harness the hot air in DC.

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Elaine 2012/03/07 02:21:29

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Fatten the corn to feed the pig
fatten the pig to feed the people
fatten the people to feed the engines
fatten the engines to transport all the fatties to the barbecue!

oh yeah, it's a vicious cycle, LOL!

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jr 2012/03/07 00:19:16

Sure, we should tap all sources to gain energy independence

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Probably as good a sources as the algae Obama recently referred to

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D'eath 2012/03/06 20:47:17

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Incinerating them would produce even more units of available power, and it would save money on the health bill.

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Artist 2012/03/06 18:07:02

Sure, we should tap all sources to gain energy independence

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It's definitely a Win Win in my book. Um but how do we get them down the gas tank?

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BrianD3 to Artist 2012/03/06 18:10:54

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lol

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Demonic... to Artist 2012/03/06 18:35:27

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In the case of MM he rides on the Hood

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Artist to Demonic... 2012/03/06 18:36:51

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Yep, just parks his fat butt on the carborator and farts his way down the road... ;)

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Demonic... to Artist 2012/03/06 18:43:45

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Supercharger

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Artist to Demonic... 2012/03/06 18:44:05

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Weeee!

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BrianD3 2012/03/06 17:46:26

Sure, we should tap all sources to gain energy independence

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oh, I forgot....obama does not want energy independence........

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Artist to BrianD3 2012/03/06 18:07:35

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Dang! I forgot that too!

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merlinskiss 2012/03/06 17:44:16

Sure, we should tap all sources to gain energy independence

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But I would bet that burning that fat would stink so bad we would give it up!

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Flowers 2012/03/06 17:29:22

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Wow... Just wow.

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BrianD3 to Flowers 2012/03/06 17:42:54

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I am one of those that could supply a good bit of energy!

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relic 2012/03/06 17:09:06

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We could supply the universe with 'Fat Power'

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BrianD3 to relic 2012/03/06 17:42:28

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lol

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BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/03/06 17:07:41

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+5

TWO BIRDS,ONE

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doofieg... to BUCCANE... 2012/03/06 17:13:22

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My love, we're going to make a Yank out of you yet!

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BUCCANE... to doofieg... 2012/03/06 17:30:29

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Don't you have enough troubles?!!!

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doofieg... to BUCCANE... 2012/03/06 17:33:57

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We're getting rid of the big one in Nov.

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Demonic Rat Hunter 2012/03/06 17:06:00

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Run them on a Wheel till they drop.

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BrianD3 to Demonic... 2012/03/06 17:43:26

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lol

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Sofahead to Demonic... 2012/03/06 18:38:45

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Nah! They need three or four per wheel to take turns to keep an even flow of energy.

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Sofahead 2012/03/06 17:02:11 (edited)

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Might work if we can make "The Bigger Loser" contests and exercises generate electric power, like a hamster on a wheel, to charge batteries for power stations.
Kill two birds with one stone.

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ConLibFraud 2012/03/06 17:01:33

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Why not! Give the fatties a good reason to be gluttons!

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Sofahead to ConLibF... 2012/03/06 18:17:45

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Actually that would probably discourage weight gain, and definitely regaining it!

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Dark Knight 2012/03/06 17:00:57

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Does Mrs. Obama's butt get a special exemption since she's royalty?

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relic to Dark Kn... 2012/03/06 17:11:34 (edited)

+3

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Dark Kn... to relic 2012/03/06 21:13:58

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Escellent use of the new panoramic lens, I'd say - hehe.

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Sofahead to Dark Kn... 2012/03/06 18:16:25

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Maybe because she's a Democratic President's wife

Royalty? Hmmm...

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Dark Kn... to Sofahead 2012/03/06 21:14:30

They might, also, consider taking some from her fat head!

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tommyg - POTL- PWCM-JLA 2012/03/06 17:00:33

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My country is more than welcome to the excess I carry. LOL

Does that make me a patriot?

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BUCCANE... to tommyg ... 2012/03/06 17:32:11

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No Tommy.it makes you an enemy!!

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