By request....Boudreaux and Thibedeaux!
One day Hebert, the game warden saw
Thibodeaux coming out of da woods with a dead owl. Hebert axe Thibodeaux,
”Mais Thib, don't you know it's against da law to shoot an owl? What
you gonna do wit dat owl?" Thibodeaux says, “Mais Hebert, I gonna
eat it.” Hebert axe him, ”Mais Thib, what it taste like?”
Thibodeaux replies, “kinda like a bald eagle.”
Boudreaux's close shave
Boudreaux enters Thibodeaux's barbershop
for a shave. While Thibodeaux is foaming him up, Boudreaux mentions da
problems he has gettin' a close shave around the cheeks. Thibodeaux said,
"Mais, I'm got just the ting", taking a small wooden ball from a
nearby drawer. "Just place dis between your cheek and gum." Boudreaux
places the ball in his mouth and Thib proceeds with da closest shave
Boudreaux has ever experienced. After a few strokes, Boudreaux axe, "
Mais, what if I swallow it ?"
"No problem," says Thibodeaux.
"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
Thibodeaux da Fisherman.
Thibodeaux was stopped by da game warden in
South Louisiana recently with two ice chests full of fish leavin’ a bayou well
known for it's fishin’. The game warden axe Thibodeaux, "Do you have a
license to catch dose fish?" Thibodeaux replied "Naw, ma fren, I
ain't got none of dem, no. Dese here are my pet fish." "Pet
fish?" Axe da game warden. Thibodeaux said "Ya, avery night I take
dese here fish down to da bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. Den I
whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem
home." Da game warden replied. "Dat's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do
dat!" Thibodeaux looked at him for a moment and den said, "It's
da truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works." "Okay, I've GOT
to see dis!" Said da game warden. Thibodeaux poured da fish into da bayou
and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to
Thibodeaux and said,
"Well?" "Well, what?" Said
Thibodeaux. "When are you going to call dem back?" Replied da game
warden. "Call who back?" Said Thibodeaux. "The FISH!"
Said da game warden. Thibodeaux replied, "What fish?"
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