BUTTERCUPS...
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2012/08/14 21:02:05
Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit
his ball into the woods. Ho found it in a patch of pretty yellow
buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
trashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden ...POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little
old woman appeared. She said,
"I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your
popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life . . . . . As a
matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest
of your life!"
THEN POOF! . . . . she was gone.
After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend,
"Fred,where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
Harry yells back......
"DON'T SWING FRED!!! DON'T SWING!!!!!"
his ball into the woods. Ho found it in a patch of pretty yellow
buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
trashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden ...POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little
old woman appeared. She said,
"I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your
popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life . . . . . As a
matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest
of your life!"
THEN POOF! . . . . she was gone.
After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend,
"Fred,where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
Harry yells back......
"DON'T SWING FRED!!! DON'T SWING!!!!!"
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- Fran-Halen 2012/08/14 21:48:05
+1ROFL ! That would raise his handicap !reply -
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- Space Invader 2012/08/14 21:40:19+1HA HA HA HA!!!!!!reply
- JustMe 2012/08/14 21:26:00+1
reply - sockpuppet 2012/08/14 21:25:28+1Needed a good laugh just now-- thanks! :O)reply
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+1My pleasure!reply
- Queen B 2012/08/14 21:13:12+1
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