BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS.

BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

Towards the end of a
round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of
pretty, yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended
up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden?
POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.



She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to
make
those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any

butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life... better still, you

won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.... As a

matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest

of your life!!!'

Then POOF!... she was gone!

After Dave
recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'


Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave
shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred!'
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'