So WE got busted the other day,
I was walking my dog in
the park and an officer walked up and asked for license, shots tags etc.
complied, Then he asked me, "Do you know why I am pulling you over
I replied, "I think we are both walking".
I thought it
might be my van or my politically incorrect t-shirt but I remained,
"Funny Guy, We don't like pediphiles around here.
"Is there some lurking about?, I have never met a real one"
I was then
searched, 35 cents, half a joint, 2 pieces of candy and a cough drop were found
in my possession.
Funny man now in handcuffs and placed in a patrol
The officer joined me and told me I was in big trouble, but I could
deal my way out.
He asked me if I knew what day it was?
Do you know
what time it is?
Do you know where you are?
"Exactly what are the charges? I
Smoking out doors,
Small amount of controled substance for
Selling drugs in Park or school area
Walking a dog in a forbidden
Walking a dog under the influence of drugs or alcohol,
counts Endangering welfare of children,
Endangering welfare of a
Walking a dog with leash too long,
Failure to register as sex offender,
That one is for Pee wee, he pissed on that hookers leg,
happens to be my partner undercover and
peeing on the leg is clearly
solicitation of a sex act...
I explained to the officer that dogs were allowed in the park... NO more he
said, but "they have a poop bag stand?"
"They didn't take it down
"I told him I had not tested positive for anything?"
obviously high on something..."
Endangering the welfare I asked?
let several children pet your dog thus endangering all of them.
Records show you were busted for public urination in
I agreed to plead guilty to pediphile tools (candy)
Leash too long 5 feet
He agreed to let me slide on the weed if he could keep
Meanwhile Pee wee pooped on the ground and pissed on the car
followed ticket for non-compliance of pooper scoop law.
I was then lead back to my Van, to be set free,.
Officer Obie looked in
and said. "I don't see any dog restraint?"
Back to four tickets, total fines
$420, so it's okay.
"Welcome to New Jersey enjoy your stay"
back towards Maryland and when I arrived the State police were