Bulls!

BULLS

My wife and I went to
the Orange County agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said,

” THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR “

My wife playfully nudged
me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's
almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

”'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR”

My wife
gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week !
..........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,

in capital letters,

”THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR”

My wife
was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'



I looked at her and said,

'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical