Blonde (men) jokes..

mustangluver 2012/09/21 06:18:21

These are way better than blonde girl jokes Blonde MEN Jokes A
friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The
blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to
a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get
there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find
the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for
dry hair, and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------

A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got
epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems
calm enough to me." The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out
of the bowl yet." ------------------------------------

A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the
envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out
how to pick it up. ------------------------------------

A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant
and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first
child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"

A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to
swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him
over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop
says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"

A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His
wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" He does, but two weeks
later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his
wife asks. "Here boy!" he replies. ------------------------------------

A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees
him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging
myself," the blond replies. "It should be around your neck" says the
guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."

(This one actually makes sense.) An Italian tourist asks
a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their
boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd
still be in the boat."

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