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Blonde Joke of the Day!

jt 2012/07/30 02:06:35
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I Want to Buy That

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

A fwd article: -jt
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  • GaolBlaze 2012/08/20 22:32:04
    It's hillarious
    GaolBlaze
    Again, not the funniest thing going :P Granted, I'm used to this one, but still, these jokes aren't laugh out loud funny :P
  • sarahbearer 2012/08/03 10:58:09
    It's hillarious
    sarahbearer
    Hahahah love dbjokes
  • Bronar 2012/07/31 19:30:24
    Undecided
    Bronar
  • AM 2012/07/31 19:28:14
  • AM AM 2012/07/31 19:40:14
  • keeper 2012/07/31 19:19:58
    wtf?
    keeper
    +2
    You are not very nice... hehehehe ;o)
  • Lonely girl 2012/07/31 09:54:27
    It's hillarious
    Lonely girl
    +2
    I love blonde jokes. Especially since I am one. LOL. My favorite one is the one where the blonde keeps running out and checking her mail box. After the third time her neighbor is curious and asks why she seems so irritated. She says that her computer keeps telling her that she has mail.
  • Walter Harris 2012/07/31 02:31:46
    It's hillarious
    Walter Harris
    +1
    oblivious the world around her
  • rayann 2012/07/30 20:23:34
    It's hillarious
    rayann
    +1
    Thanks
  • sandstone 2012/07/30 19:29:12
    It's hillarious
    sandstone
    +1
    Very funny and I'm a blonde!
  • Tennessee3501 2012/07/30 18:02:57
    It's hillarious
    Tennessee3501
    +1
    LOL ! Great joke!
  • Jen 2012/07/30 14:12:01
    Undecided
    Jen
    +2
    Funny but not hilarious. I give it a smile and roll eyes!
  • jody.cotton3 2012/07/30 13:46:18
    It's hillarious
    jody.cotton3
    +2
    ok now that was good,,i like blonde jokes,,,hahahahahha
  • Harley 2012/07/30 13:04:44
    It's hillarious
    Harley
    +2
    To funny! :)
  • Kingarthurup 2012/07/30 12:43:41
    It's hillarious
    Kingarthurup
    +3
    Was it Nancy Pelosi?
  • Romygirl 2012/07/30 11:23:48
    It's hillarious
    Romygirl
    +1
    It´s great :)
  • eymi.silva1 2012/07/30 10:09:24
    wtf?
    eymi.silva1
    +1
    It's not that funny
  • Sophie 2012/07/30 06:23:44
    It's hillarious
    Sophie
    +2
    Pretty good one:)
  • Marianne 2012/07/30 05:11:00
    Undecided
    Marianne
    +2
    Sorry, this was not a very funny one - it looks somehow worn out.
  • saturdayschild 2012/07/30 05:01:16
    Undecided
    saturdayschild
    +4
    I like jokes, but didn't think this one was too funny. Sorry.
  • SilverWings 2012/07/30 04:39:28
    It's hillarious
    SilverWings
    +4
    My first wife is a blond and thought it was funny. Course shes also a member of the MENSA society.
  • GIR213 2012/07/30 03:20:41
    Undecided
    GIR213
    +4
    I'm blond but I'm not stupid :(
  • FrancheskahMae:) 2012/07/30 03:08:26
    Undecided
    FrancheskahMae:)
    +3
    Heard it awhile ago. :)
  • Marlow ~ Let There Be Light 2012/07/30 03:05:05
    wtf?
    Marlow ~ Let There Be Light
    +4
    Sorry, I thought that was a poor joke.
  • Dave0626 2012/07/30 03:01:47
    It's hillarious
    Dave0626
    +5
    .......hahaha........

    A BLONDE AND HER BOYFRIEND ARE OUT IN THE WOODS HUNTING. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE BOYFRIEND FALLS TO THE GROUND. HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE BREATHING, HIS EYES ARE ROLLED BACK IN HIS HEAD.

    THE BLONDE WHIPS OUT HER CELL PHONE AND CALLS 911. SHE GASPS TO THE OPERATOR, "I THINK MY BOYFRIEND JUST DIED; WHAT CAN I DO?"

    THE OPERATOR, IN A CALM SOOTHING VOICE SAYS. "JUST TAKE IT EASY. I CAN HELP. FIRST, LETS MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD."

    ...THERE IS A SILENCE, ....THEN A SHOT IS HEARD....

    THE BLONDE SAYS, "OK, NOW WHAT?"
  • 3052457 2012/07/30 02:57:36
  • the Supreme 2012/07/30 02:48:51
    Undecided
    the Supreme
    +3
    it was funnier the first time i heard it.... my tenth birthday!
  • NarcolepticGoat 2012/07/30 02:45:42
    Undecided
    NarcolepticGoat
    +6
    *groan*

    How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
  • Debra 2012/07/30 02:36:46
    wtf?
    Debra
    +5
    I have a blonde joke,

    what did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg???

    they have never met.

    and another,

    Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

    A: A blow job with handles.
  • Debra Debra 2012/07/30 02:39:15
    Debra
    +4
    Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.

    A: Their heels.
  • the Sup... Debra 2012/07/30 02:48:22
    the Supreme
    +3
    your hella whack
  • Jacob 2012/07/30 02:35:00
    Undecided
    Jacob
    +2
    I've herd it before lol not as funny a second time tho.
  • C4TSMILEY 2012/07/30 02:30:53
    wtf?
    C4TSMILEY
    +4
    It's funny, but it's not hilarious. I will admit to having a little blonde moment every now and again.
  • Arinn 2012/07/30 02:27:30
    It's hillarious
    Arinn
  • vdehl 2012/07/30 02:20:22 (edited)
    It's hillarious
    vdehl
    +4
    A dumb blonde joke like many others. What about the Polish jokes? I'll be looking for them. Dumb blonde
  • Kurbdog 2012/07/30 02:19:38
    It's hillarious
    Kurbdog
    +5
    How does a blonde turn on the light after making love? She opens the car door! blonde in the back seat
  • Jada_Ringo 2012/07/30 02:18:20
    It's hillarious
    Jada_Ringo
    +2
    So old though.
  • Belle 2012/07/30 02:18:06
    wtf?
    Belle
    +3
    that is nthe oldest joke ever.....
  • moonlight 2012/07/30 02:16:15
    It's hillarious
    moonlight
  • Rhiarna Banana 2012/07/30 02:15:48
    It's hillarious
    Rhiarna Banana
    +3
    its f**king funny but its old

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