Blonde Joke of the Day!
jt
2012/07/30 02:06:35
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
A fwd article: -jt
Top Opinion
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Crypt_Heart 2012/07/30 02:57:36
A BLONDE AND HER BOYFRIEND ARE OUT IN THE WOODS HUNTING. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE BOYFRIEND FALLS TO THE GROUND. HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE BREATHING, HIS EYES ARE ROLLED BACK IN HIS HEAD.
THE BLONDE WHIPS OUT HER CELL PHONE AND CALLS 911. SHE GASPS TO THE OPERATOR, "I THINK MY BOYFRIEND JUST DIED; WHAT CAN I DO?"
THE OPERATOR, IN A CALM SOOTHING VOICE SAYS. "JUST TAKE IT EASY. I CAN HELP. FIRST, LETS MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD."
...THERE IS A SILENCE, ....THEN A SHOT IS HEARD....
THE BLONDE SAYS, "OK, NOW WHAT?"
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
what did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg???
they have never met.
and another,
Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A: A blow job with handles.
A: Their heels.