Birthday Sentence Game!

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I
loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped
on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I
sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science
teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a
fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball
bat
21-------a ninja
22------- Chuck
Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a
squirrel
25-------a football
player
26-------my sister
27-------my
brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a
surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A
homeless guy
Pick the
color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm
cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks
I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!



My sentence: "i karate chopped a baseball bat because i think i need some serious help."