BEWILDERED TEXAN
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande;
he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he
was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Mexican who was also
struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that
was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help soon they'd
surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help
those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...
LOOOOOOOOL
only too true