Betty White or Chuck Norris?

LMAO! Now THAT'S funny!

And True!!!!! lol

I know all too well. ;-)

Actually both. A little humor with action makes for a laughable moment.

I like Betty White,she's funny

I never did care for nasty mouthed old women.

I used to enjoy Chuck Norris when he was making all those low budget kung-fu movies back in the 80s. Then he was on Walker Texas Ranger and went off the deep end with religion and has now moved even further right. I guess he is still an icon but I don't like who he has become. Betty White was always just some old lady on TV. I don't think she has ever saved the world from terrorists the way Mr. Norris has.

That's because she doesn't brag about it the way Chuck Norris does. The truth is she's saved the world from terrorists way more often than Chuck has. She was on the Seal team that got Bin Laden. Chuck just pretends to do stuff like that on camera--Betty White is the REAL Chuck Norris!!! :-P

Come on... everyone know that Chuck Norris WAS the seal team that got Bin Laden.

Only in the film version. The producers didn't think Betty White was right for the part.

It would be a close match, but I think Chuck could take her.

No contest, Chuck Norris is a " hasbeen " Betty White is an "always willbe "

Man up.... but I do love Betty.... bark

Go Chuck

RoundHouse Baby'

Could kick Ezio's ass.

Betty White would own Chuck Norris...


Not even Bruce Lee can touch her...

Chuck Norris all the way !

You're all wrong

In fairness, Chuck Norris was a master karate champion from 1967 to 1969.

"By 1967 Norris had improved enough that he scored victories over the likes of Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Victor Moore, Ron Marchini, and Steve Sanders. In early 1968, Norris suffered the tenth and last loss of his career, losing an upset decision to Louis Delgado. On November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and by doing so won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years. In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine.

Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame."

Maybe the poster meant movie career?

Chuck Norris is a pussy.

Naturally funny and sweet

Betty White is the female equivalent to Chuck Norris.

Betty White any day of the week!

Chuck Norris wasn't born he just tired of wearing his mother.

Little known facts:
1) At traffic lights across the world, people get out of their cars to see if Betty White is around, just in case, so they can let her go first.
2) Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language, Betty won and she never even appeared on a single episode.
3) Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick Betty White. She used the force and he ended up kicking himself in the nads.
4) When Chuck Norris wants to do something, he asks for Betty White's permission.
5) Whenever Chuck Norris eats, he doesn't say grace, he says Betty.
...and the list goes on.

Those are so funny.

Kicks ass!!

Without a doubt.

Betty White makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables! Finally, someone more powerful than Chuck Norris!

I like Chuck Norris more.

Obviously Betty's the winner. Hands down. ;)

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All hail Betty, queen of epicness.

but can she do this!! lol






and finally :P:P

How could have I forgotten about Fact # 2 and his son?

yeap!! its what they dont want u to know :P:P:P