*** BETTER THAN A FLU SHOT! ***
Miss
Beatrice
the church organist,
was in her eighties
and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness
and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old
Hammond organ,
the young minister
noticed a
large white
bowl
sitting on top of
it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his
about the bowl of water and its
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? the Park a few months ago and I found this little package
on the ground. to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'
condom!
curiosity
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist
I was walking through
The directions said
disease.
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Top Opinion
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Meme<33 2011/12/17 22:22:47
a few months later hillbilly goes to the doctor and says , them dang thangs didnt work , i got another kid on the way ! the doc says , did you read the directions ? i kinda follered em. what do mean kind of followed them ? the directions said place on organ before intercourse , i only got me a geetar .
I had to teach my grandmother how to use a microwave. -.-