ATTENTION!! VIRUS ALERT! THE "BEDTIME VIRUS!!
DrTim
2009/02/08 03:13:54
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If you receive an e-mail entitled 'Bedtimes,' delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It will demagnetize the strips on ALL of your credit cards and reprogram your ATM access code.
It will screw up the tracking on your VCR, and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will reprogram your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the 'Bedtimes' message is opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub of water.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!!
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It will demagnetize the strips on ALL of your credit cards and reprogram your ATM access code.
It will screw up the tracking on your VCR, and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will reprogram your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the 'Bedtimes' message is opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub of water.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!!
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168290 2009/02/08 08:23:03
LMAO!!!!
It's a picture I got off the net!
I have a Long Hair Chihuahua named "Steve"!
I tried to upload a picture of him but it didn't work.
If you would like to see him, I have a picture of him on my profile.
He is "A Thoroughly Dangerous Hunk Of Dog Flesh"!! LOL!!!