Are you too hot to handle??...

confidence is a good thing...

Well ..
that could be a polite way of saying ..
that mayhap I'm a bit too much indeed ..
ah .. well ..
I'm fine as I am ..
Single and Enjoying the Blessing of LIFE!

Becca is handling me pretty well hehe

Yes and I have the sweat to prove it:)

I seem to get into trouble for my young looks and just had my tenant involve a lawyer because I didnot look 33 when she was just turning 33 last week. Her shock was that I was a mother of six year old child and she had a newborn in hand. Why was this the case?? Because I gave them the Washing Machine and dryer and caught them breaking the electrical fittings in the house and told them off for not maintaining the place by throwing nappies around and keeping all ventilation shut and will stale air. This was done informally. I have asked them to vacate but law state 42 days so now I have to keep their deposit and then get them to pay for damages through a content insurance.
All this because I am just too goodlooking and the man was starved and the female got insecure.
Next another called me his wife when I was someone elses wife and tried to pin things on me including telling my husband lies and wrecking the marriage. The result is simple threw all men out and told them Look from Far I am too hot to handle but NONE of you will ever get me in body....

JUST handle with care,

At my age I'm luke warm at best.

maybe

But I love to be handled... ;-)

So handle me with care(:

After two shots of tequila

... at least thats what he says... :j

haha...lol

OH YEAH!
lol no jk jk. I'm not to "hot" to handle.

I am smokin'

Smoking hot!! Me too...lol

and im too cold to hold :P

come on over and let's test it, lol! :P

This is 251 lb. of twisted steel and sex appeal!!! Oh yeaaaa!

Hell yeah ;D

Far from it.
I'm very thin having negligible bofy fat, and I'm not hideous, but I also lack any kind of musculature (defined or otherwise) i'm not attractive to look at, (not exactly the best face in the world.)

& Some guys don't like that ! but doesn't matter , Their loss :D]

I'm a Zelda nerd...does that count?

TOOOOO hot....

I'm the real reason for global warming. People spontaneously combust if they get too close. I'm like an inferno.

Aha! I bet you are the reason Sodahead spontaneously combusts as well! Yet, everyone blames lil ole me. You should be ashamed of yourself...

You caught me. But you're useful in taking the heat off me, God knows I got enough. HEY-O!

You're just...wrong...

That's what all the girls say. Not sure how that one works. Don't ask questions.

You're telling me not to ask questions. Me. Really?...

What you like asking questions or something? How am I supposed to know these things? All I'm saying is, noam sayne? Seem sayne?

You just know these things. You just know...

Good point. I know everything. At least I should know everything. I wrote the book of omniscience.

lol

hmmmmmm...maybe;-) lol