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Are you invested in lies by eating too much cake?

666_Maggots~I'm a female! 2012/06/27 01:26:57
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  • IChangedMyNameAgain 2012/06/27 12:00:56
    No
    IChangedMyNameAgain
    +1
    GlaDoS (or however the pattern goes) shares with me, but cuts me off before I get too much.
  • maggot4life stay (sic) 2012/06/27 07:04:07
    Yes
    maggot4life stay (sic)
    +1
    the cake is a lie i tell u
  • Wayne TH G 333 2012/06/27 02:00:43
    Space Unicorn
    Wayne TH G 333
  • Zhu Bajie (Pigsy) 2012/06/27 01:53:49 (edited)
    Yes
    Zhu Bajie (Pigsy)
    +1
    I'm getting my 2nd helping right now.

    2nd helping

    Yummy Portal cake ... ever read the ingredients list?
  • Zhu Baj... Zhu Baj... 2012/06/27 01:58:01 (edited)
    Zhu Bajie (Pigsy)
    +1
    Portal Cake recipe

    Feeling dejected that you missed out on your cake despite the fact that you finished Portal. Now you can make it on your own. The ingredients for this recipe are found as an Easter egg in the game itself. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

    This cake is very, very good but please note that it is extremely rich.

    The game Portal was developed by Valve Corporation.

    Servings: 8-16 slices
    Ingredients
    1 18.25-oz package chocolate cake mix
    2 cups all-purpose flour
    1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
    2/3 cups cocoa
    1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
    1/4 teaspoon baking soda
    1/4 teaspoon baking powder
    1 teaspoon salt

    7 large eggs
    3/4 cup vegetable oil
    3/4 cup butter or margarine (softened)
    1/3 cup water
    1 t vanilla extract

    1 12-oz can of coconut pecan frosting (or make your own)
    1 or 2 6-oz cans of vanilla frosting (or make your own)

    Preparation

    1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Coat two nine-inch circular cake pans with butter or margarine.

    2. In a large bowl, combine cake mix and remaining dry ingredients and until well-mixed.

    3. In a second large bowl combine remaining cake ingredients and until well-mixed.

    4. While mixing, pour wet mixture into dry mix bowl until well combined.

    5. Pour half of mixture into each of the two greased cake pans. Bake for 30 minutes or unti...











    Portal Cake recipe

    Feeling dejected that you missed out on your cake despite the fact that you finished Portal. Now you can make it on your own. The ingredients for this recipe are found as an Easter egg in the game itself. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

    This cake is very, very good but please note that it is extremely rich.

    The game Portal was developed by Valve Corporation.

    Servings: 8-16 slices
    Ingredients
    1 18.25-oz package chocolate cake mix
    2 cups all-purpose flour
    1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
    2/3 cups cocoa
    1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
    1/4 teaspoon baking soda
    1/4 teaspoon baking powder
    1 teaspoon salt

    7 large eggs
    3/4 cup vegetable oil
    3/4 cup butter or margarine (softened)
    1/3 cup water
    1 t vanilla extract

    1 12-oz can of coconut pecan frosting (or make your own)
    1 or 2 6-oz cans of vanilla frosting (or make your own)

    Preparation

    1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Coat two nine-inch circular cake pans with butter or margarine.

    2. In a large bowl, combine cake mix and remaining dry ingredients and until well-mixed.

    3. In a second large bowl combine remaining cake ingredients and until well-mixed.

    4. While mixing, pour wet mixture into dry mix bowl until well combined.

    5. Pour half of mixture into each of the two greased cake pans. Bake for 30 minutes or until a toothpick stuck into cakes comes out completely clean.

    6. Let cakes cool for at least half an hour then trim top of one of cake to make a flat top.

    7. Ice top of cut-off cake with coconut pecan frosting. Place second cake on top of first to create a layer. Add some extra cocoa powder to vanilla frosting and use to frost entire cake.

    8. Chill in the fridge and serve.

    For added authenticity coat entire cake in chocolate chips or shards, add six dollops of white vanilla frosting to top of cake with cherries on each dollop, and light up a single candle for the center.

    Note: I use the chocolate chips and cocoa powder as part of the cake mix when I make this but I believe that they might actually be intended to be used as decoration. Regardless I love the way the cake is with the extra chocolaty-ness.

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  • 666_Mag... Zhu Baj... 2012/06/27 01:59:34
    666_Maggots~I'm a female!
    +2
    Hellz yeah! Cake time! XD
  • Zhu Baj... Zhu Baj... 2012/06/27 02:00:40
    Zhu Bajie (Pigsy)
    +1
    Or the chemically toxic / poisonous Portal Cake recipe

    1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
    1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
    3/4 cup vegetable oil.
    4 large eggs.
    1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
    3/4 cups butter or margarine.
    1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
    2 cups all purpose flour.
    Don't forget garnishes such as:
    Fish shaped crackers.
    Fish shaped candies.
    Fish shaped solid waste,
    Fish shaped dirt.
    Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
    Pull and peel licorice..
    Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
    and sediment shaped sediment.
    Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
    1 cup lemon juice.
    Alpha resins.
    Unsaturated polyester resin.
    Fiberglass surface resins.
    And volatile malted milk impoundments.
    9 large egg yolks.
    12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
    1 cup granulated sugar.
    An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
    2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
    2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
    1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
    1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
    3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
    1 large rhubarb.
    1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
    2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
    Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
    Slaughter electric needle injector.
    Cordless electric needle injector.
    Injector needle driver.
    Injector needle gun.
    Cranial caps.
    And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas a...
    Or the chemically toxic / poisonous Portal Cake recipe

    1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
    1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
    3/4 cup vegetable oil.
    4 large eggs.
    1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
    3/4 cups butter or margarine.
    1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
    2 cups all purpose flour.
    Don't forget garnishes such as:
    Fish shaped crackers.
    Fish shaped candies.
    Fish shaped solid waste,
    Fish shaped dirt.
    Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
    Pull and peel licorice..
    Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
    and sediment shaped sediment.
    Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
    1 cup lemon juice.
    Alpha resins.
    Unsaturated polyester resin.
    Fiberglass surface resins.
    And volatile malted milk impoundments.
    9 large egg yolks.
    12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
    1 cup granulated sugar.
    An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
    2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
    2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
    1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
    1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
    3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
    1 large rhubarb.
    1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
    2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
    Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
    Slaughter electric needle injector.
    Cordless electric needle injector.
    Injector needle driver.
    Injector needle gun.
    Cranial caps.
    And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
    control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
    (more)
  • The River Rat 2012/06/27 01:31:27
    Space Unicorn
    The River Rat
    +2
    The cake is a lie butz I ate it anyway.
  • Lydecho Rain (Лидия) 2012/06/27 01:28:14
    Space Unicorn
    Lydecho Rain (Лидия)
    +3
    Did you eat that cake I made you? Yeah, well, it was the Portal lie cake so now you are eternally confused! Muahahahaha!
  • 666_Mag... Lydecho... 2012/06/27 01:29:25
    666_Maggots~I'm a female!
    +3
    Omg why would you do that me?!? Ahhhhhhh!!! Lol XD
  • Your Favorite Nerd 2012/06/27 01:27:30
    No
    Your Favorite Nerd
    +3
    I am already invested in lies

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