Anyone have a killer recipe for guacamole????

2 avocados, half a tomato; onion, garlic, salt, etc. to taste

Recipe??? Are you serious???
Garlic, lime, salt and pico de gallo...season to taste.
Maybe a dash of paprika and/or onion powder.

I'm disappointed...you're in Cali...you should have a clue! lol! :))


And add one curious cattle dog.

LOL!!! "What ya makin' and can I have some when your done" said the curious Cattle dog.LOL:):)



How much of each ingredient per avocado???? What's pico de gallo??? and where do I look for it in my supermarket??? I haven't made guacamole in MANY YEARS. And I live on the EAST Coast, not in Cali.LOL:):)

PS- I LOVE MY NEW AVATAR. An Absolutely Awesome saying. I'm still laughin' about it. LOL:):)

Oh...East coast...that explains it. For some reason I thought you were in Cali. My bad. :(

Oh hell! I DON'T KNOW! I just mix the stuff up!
What is pico? OMG!!!!! *sigh* You're shittin' me right???? :)))

Onions, tomatoes, cilantro and jalepenos. All chopped and in equal proportion. Although I do like a bit extra tomato. If you damn Yankees have it, it will be refridgerated and in the produce section. I doubt you have it up there ready made. Which is a real bummer for you...


How many people ya' got coming?
And you have to use HASS avocados!!! With the real bumpy skin.



And yes, your new avatar is far better than "Got Satan"! *sigh*

LOL!!!! I will do FRESH ingredients, thank you much. I don't do can or jar crap, unless I really have to. In this case, I don't. Nothing like fresh!!!!!
Also, Yes I'm severely lame...BUT, how do I know a ripe avocado???? Soft,, but not too soft???? I did mention, it's been quite awhile since I made guacamole.lol:):)


I still Love my "Got Satan" Avatar. If it said " Got Jesus: you'd be wanting to move in with me.LOL!!!!:):):)

Well yeah...I get fresh! In my neck of the woods the grocer makes fresh pico everyday so I don't have to make it. Ripe is soft, maybe a small dent w/ your finger, but you shouldn't be able to squish into it too easily either. And YES! You mentioned you haven't made in a very long time! lol!!! :)
He he...if your avatar said "Got Jesus" I'd be worried you would lecture me all the time! I love God, but I wouldn't ever want to leave w/ a preacher! ;)

Check out allrecipes.com they have some good recipes and can give you a better idea how to measure proportions. And don't use any recipe that calls for mayo...that's just stupid.

When I lived in Chicago, EVERYTHING was at my fingertips or I could go to a Mexican supermarket and get it FRESHLY made that morning. Now I live In White Hillbillyville and You mention the word "salsa" and they run away dragging their 4 headed inbred children with them screaming.LOL:):):)

I live in a lilywhite town and it sucks because there are still very few really good Mexican food restaurants. My hometown has the best Mexican food so I hoof it down there when I have to have it. At least the grocer makes some good authentic salsas and that's handy.

I HATE living in a 90 % white community AND I'm White. It has it's benefits, but as far as food goes, what DENIAL (And NOT the River... Da Nile).LOL:):)

I don't care one way or another. What bothers me is that these people are all (no offense here) screaming liberals and have managed to relegate all the blacks and hispanics to the east (crappy) part of town. They're VERY hypocritical around here...and yes, I do realize that is not the case w/ all liberals. It's our local politicians that are the ones who enacted the various legislations that have landed them their. Pisses me off.

WOW!!!!! From Salsa to liberals in a matter of seconds.LMAO!!!!!!

See how that happens???
It was a natural segue. lol!

LOL!!!!:)

:))

These are good basic recipes. No need to over do guac...it really screws it up!
As I said, I would add some onion powder and a dash of paprika, but that is just the way I like it.

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I could've went on the net, But I figured I ask fellow SH's first. :):):)
THANX!!!!! :):):)

Yeah...I'm not a cook. Like I said, I just throw it together. I've been making it so long...it's like driving, I know where I'm going but I can't give directions. :(

LMAO!!!! "First ya go to the Avocado Box and then ya look for the Garlic bulbs which are 10 feet left of the tomatoes and then if you look at the "Fresh Fish" sign, go 30 degrees to your right and you'll find the onions." LOL!!!:):) Why are we having TWO conversations in the SAME poll???LOL!!!!:):):)

Yeah...that's it. When they built our mega grocery store I thought about selling maps out front. :))
Two conversations???
Shit if I know...I'm heavily medicated if that means anything.

LMAO!!!! AGAIN!!!!! All ya have to do is scroll above and see what ya just wrote.LOL:):):) You are KILLIN' ME!!!!!!!! In a VERY GOOD WAY!!!.:):):)

I have a migraine and a sinus headache and a nagging cough and a lot of snot in me right now, so a few missteps are to be expected.

Wah..... I'm sad about stuff.LOL:):)

Whaaaaah!!!! Is more like it! lol! :))
I was SICK! Finally went to the doc and got some meds and they made me vomit! lol! But I'm doing okay now! YAY!
How was your guac and your Super Bowl?
Did your team win?

Glad to hear you are doing better.
And... Didn't make it and my team lost. Oh well, life goes on.lol:):) I was afraid to make it, in case it came out tastin' like ass.lol:):)

Bummer on both counts. But fyi, it is really, really hard to screw up guac! :) You'll have to try it out before your next social function so you have more guac confidence. lol!

lol!!! I guess some GC would boost me up a bit.lol:)

Yes, I think it is just what you need!

I'm really startin' to think you have no insulation in your attic.lol:)

Now that was your first mistake...I don't HAVE an attic. lol! :))

That's what I thought.LOL:):)

rofl!!!
It's called a loft!

It's a loft because there is too much air in your head.Thus being ALOFT!!!! LOL!!!!:):):)

HaHa! You made a funny.

LOL!!!! I was going to mention that particular instance also. LOL:):)

Great minds...
Wait, that would mean you are aloft as well!
Okay...that's lofty goals for me, airhead for you?

Hey Einstoned, I never said I had a Great mind.LOL:):)

aaaahahahaha!
I was starting to say...great minds think alike on the balloon boy thing! And yes, I'm sure your mind is just fine although the whole needing a recipe for guac had me worried about ya' for a bit. :(
Sometimes ya' just gotta make guac happen!!!!
Mash it damn it! Mash it!!!!

LOL!!!! As the Black Eyed Peas say... "I've got a feeling.... tonight is going to be a good...good. Night."
I'm reachin' now.:):):)
And as far as Guac happens... God hates a Sissy!!!!!LOL:):)

You are reaching! lol! Catchy tune, but reaching.
You know God better than you think! :))
God wants YOU to make guac!!!

Just for your comment. I'm makin' Devil Guaq!!!! Lotsa O' hot sauce!!!! There's Angel food Cake And Devil food cake. Now it's Mephistophemole!!! LOL:):) That's a word and a half!!!LOL:):)