3 bikers walk into a diner and theres an older man sitting at the bar eating his dinner. The 3 men look at the man and one of them walks over and spits in the mans drink. The old man says nothing and continues to eat. Another one of the biker men walks over and puts his cigar out in the mans peach cobbler. Again the old man does not acknowledge the men. Then the last biker walks over and dumps the poor man's plate of food all over the counter. The man looks at his ruined meal, places money on the counter, and walks out.
The bikers laughed and high five eachother and one of them turns to the waitress as she collects the money the man left and says "can you believe that man? He didnt defend himself at all!" "Yeah not much of a man at all" chimes another. The server smiles and says "not much of a trucker either," "what do you mean?" asks one of them "Well, he just flattened 3 bikes with his big rig"
Anybody have any funny jokes?
666_Maggots~PassionForGlory BN-1
2012/07/16 16:52:15
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Entertain me. >=}
Top Opinion
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Dark Angel 2012/07/16 17:04:50
A flat major.
have a cookie.
This little boy came home one day and walking up the driveway he saw the old red rooster had died, flipped over on its back with its feet straight in the air.. He thout it strange, so he said "Daddy, the old rooster died with his feet straight up in the air,, why ?? The dad thought a minute and said,, Well son that is so when God comes to swoop him up all he has to do is grab its feet, and take it to heaven... A few days go by and the kid was outside setting on the steps and the dad came home as ask the boy how his day was.. the kid said,, fine dad.. but we almost lost mom today.. the dad said "Oh! what happened" The kid ssaid "I was walking by the bedroom and I heard mom yelling, so I looked in the room and there she was laying on the bed with her feet straight up in the air yelling "Jesus Im Coming" and if Uncle fred wasnt there holding her down she'd been a goner for sure.....
Two guys were fishing one day and Fred decided to go to the dock and get something to eat.. John said , I will stay and watch the boat, do you mind if I smoke in it.. Fred said No,,John ask him do you have a lighter... Fred said yea, in the tackle box,, but dont let my genie that lives in it out, and dont mess with him.. John said Ok, so fred left and John opened the box and there was the biggest Bic lighter he had even seen.. He left the lid open and the Genie popped out and said, I will give you any wish you want.. John thought a minute and said,, I want a million bucks,, the Genie said done and jumped back in the box... Fred returned and they were just about to leave and the sky turned dark, he looked up and there were a Million ducks flying over.. He looked at John as asked "You been messing with the genie" John said yes,, I ask him for a milliong bucks,, Fred said you dummy,, I told you not to mess with him.. He sent you a million ducks,, you see he is Old and hard of hearing, you dont think I actually asked for a Big BIC do you....
just because u r a possible hot gothic chik duznt meen i have to entertain u
guy 1: can u go get my shoes my feet are cold and i can't walk
other guy:sure
his friend walks up the stairs to see his dauthers it ther undergaurments. he walkes in there room
:Hey your father said i can have sex with you
both sisters:sure he did
other guy yells down of the stairs:Both of them?
guy1:Yes stuipd! what would it be if it was just one!
the other guy got very lucky that night
Well, actually...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?...
(It's nothing bad, it's off Family Guy)
The bikers laughed and high five eachother and one of them turns to the waitress as she collects the money the man left and says "can you believe that man? He didnt defend himself at all!" "Yeah not much of a man at all" chimes another. The server smiles and says "not much of a trucker either," "what do you mean?" asks one of them "Well, he just flattened 3 bikes with his big rig"