And the Dumba** award goes to...

David Voelkert, 38, of SOUTH BEND, Indiana.

His wife Angela was preparing for a messy divorce and decided to dig up some dirt on him using, surprise! Facebook.

She grabbed an image of a teen girl, created a phony account, Jessica Studebaker, and friended David.

And what she learned was astounding: he was plotting to kill her and run off with their kids.

From David to Jessica:
"I have a GPS on her van, so I know where she is all the time,"

"Once she is gone, I don't have to hide with my kids,"

"I can do what I want and not have to worry about not seeing my family
anymore. You should find someone at your school. There should be some
gang-bangers there that would put a cap in her ass for $10,000. I am
done with her crap!"

"See, I am taking care of everything!"

"I will
finally be free, my kids can grow up and not be around all the hatred,
it will be over. With me gone with my kids, the police can't pin
anything on me as I will be in another state, so I will be fine. Will
you be ready to go with me on the 10th? Let me know, baby!"