An old man suffered a serious heart attack ...........
Dave0626
2012/09/06 03:24:51
An old man suffered a serious heart attack
and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find
himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his
treatment.
She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Good. Send the bill to my brother-in-law." :)
and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find
himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his
treatment.
She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Good. Send the bill to my brother-in-law." :)
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- sglmom 2012/09/06 08:20:45
+1LOLreply - Kat ♪ 2012/09/06 03:30:18+2Lol, good plan.reply
