An old fella...

by Link Posted 2012/09/23 14:08:40

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An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this
earth.

He spoke to his
toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know… you are 92
today... Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer
every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy
Birthday toes!"

“Hello, knees.", he
continued. "How are you? You know you're 92 today… Oh, the times we've
had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped
together. Happy Birthday, knees."

Then,
he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little bugger. Just
think… If you were alive today, you'd be 92.