Ally Bank: Funny Questions & Answers

Ally Bank requires customers to configure a security question and answer for customer service calls. Because guessing your social security number, date of birth and mother's maiden name is pretty easy for thieves to guess [/sarcasm], a personable question, like "How many testicles do you have?," amps up the security.

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Luckily, the customization makes for an interesting conversation, considering the a real live human operator is required to ask the question and wait for an answer from the customer.

Here's a few I caught from an LJ blog:

Q: Do you know why I think you're so sexy?
A: Probably because you're totally in love with me.

Q: Need any weed? Grass? Kind bud? Shrooms?
A: No thanks hippie, I'd just like to do some banking.

Q: The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men.
A: Go forth, and kill. Zardoz has spoken.

Q: What the hell is your fucking problem, sir?
A: This is completely inappropriate and I'd like to speak to your supervisor.

Q: I've been embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars from my employer, and I don't care who knows it.
A: It's a good thing they're recording this call, because I'm going to have to report you.

Q: Are you really who you say you are?
A: No, I am a Russian identity thief.

For the remainder of this conversation, "How can I help you today?"
actually means "Would you like to buy some mescaline?" Do you
A: I understand completely.
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  • morgan 2010/05/13 02:13:03
    well than!!!!!!!!i know i am so sexy
  • morgan 2010/05/13 02:08:21
    hey that was cool

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