Alligators and Skinny Dipping....
Space Invader
2012/09/03 17:02:05
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. 'Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
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Rick Armin 2012/09/03 18:58:11
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- Barbi Rose 2012/09/04 23:38:45
+1Gee I bet he saw women walk on water that day ;)reply - Bevos 2012/09/04 13:43:50+1ROFLMAO!!! And for todays economy, it's hard to remember your purpose is to drain the swamp, while you are being chased by alligators.reply
- Ashley 2012/09/04 12:44:33+1how fast did they run?reply
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reply - Monkeyvet 2012/09/04 04:25:44+1Excellent!reply
- me being me 2012/09/04 01:22:37+1Lol! That was great. Thanks for sharing;-Dreply
- Kat ♪ 2012/09/04 00:22:19+1LOLreply
- kobidobidog 2012/09/03 23:55:59People are conditioned to be idol worshipers. Had that not be the case the alligator feeding joke would not have to be used.reply
- Cierra 2012/09/03 21:09:51+3hahahahahahahaha that's a good one!!reply
- goatman112003 2012/09/03 21:08:12+2It does paint an interesting image to the mind.reply
- Rick Armin 2012/09/03 18:58:11+5Long live the old farts!reply
- Red Branch 2012/09/03 18:06:27+3Necessity.reply
- Arizona1950 2012/09/03 17:45:04+3LOL ...reply
- sickofpolitics 2012/09/03 17:27:42+2Hehehehe :)reply
- Cricket 2012/09/03 17:26:02+2Cute and correct!reply
- Scott C 2012/09/03 17:23:21+2Bahahahaha one of the pleasures of getting old is being able to abuse the system without fear of retaliation...reply
- Htcbm1 2012/09/03 17:22:30+2Hahaha...Now "thats funny" rite there!... Witnessing naked ladies scrambling out of that pond in shear panic screaming so loudly it could bust an eardrum...Good one!...reply
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