Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven.

God addresses Al first.. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill . " Bill , what do you believe in?"

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I know I have sinned, and hope I will be forgiven. I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?"

He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."