Advantages of smoking...

by Babacool Posted 2011/11/08 16:59:13

Related Topics: Food, Family, Exercise, Kids, Time, Dog, Pills, Drink, Bottle, Pop, Eat, Love, Kid, Junk Food, Heritage

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	Smokers have no fear of thiefs AS they cough all the night long
	You make love one time but good. Because no more energy.
	No dog attacks you couse you carry always a walk-stick.
	Smoker never gets old AS he dies very young.
	They stink from their smoking...kids don't like them.
	Smoke keeps the mean fresh.
	You let no heritage to nasty family.
	None of the above (Please leave a comment)

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	Smokers have no fear of thiefs AS they cough all the night long	0 votes	0%
	You make love one time but good. Because no more energy.	0 votes	0%
	No dog attacks you couse you carry always a walk-stick.	2 votes	33%
	Smoker never gets old AS he dies very young.	0 votes	0%
	They stink from their smoking...kids don't like them.	2 votes	33%
	Smoke keeps the mean fresh.	0 votes	0%
	You let no heritage to nasty family.	1 vote	17%
	None of the above	1 vote	17%

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front
step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food . On weekends, I pop pills, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied

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Myself94 2011/11/08 17:57:23

None of the above

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Myself94 2011/11/08 17:57:23
Babacool to Myself94 2011/11/08 19:41:02

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No panic...I am a pipe smoker. :)

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TMan 2011/11/08 17:13:41
Babacool to TMan 2011/11/08 19:52:51 (edited)

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I was singing quite good when I was not smoking pipe but then my voice became very bass and when I run...I am not the same. There is not choice above...only the FACTS presented in a funny way ! :)

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Babacool to TMan 2012/08/03 14:15:03

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Yes... :) I just wanted to make them smile but THINK also...

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