About beer, by 7 year olds.
Elleryqueen
2012/08/10 15:28:16
About Beer, by 7-Year-Olds
A handful of 7 year old children
were asked, 'what they thought of beer.'
were asked, 'what they thought of beer.'
7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer
must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes
my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep,
so beer is nice.
my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep,
so beer is nice.
7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom gets
funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties.'
funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties.'
7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and
Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The more they drink the more they give
kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The more they drink the more they give
kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets
funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't
have too much.
funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't
have too much.
7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves
beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into
the pool.'
beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into
the pool.'
7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like
beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue
and they taste disgusting.'
beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue
and they taste disgusting.'
7-year-old Mary - 'I think beer
tastes bitter and I don't like it. Mom likes it, but she gets tired and leans at
guys and they have to help her to the bedroom for a quick nap. When they come
back, she is all perky and happy, and the guys are all tired out.
tastes bitter and I don't like it. Mom likes it, but she gets tired and leans at
guys and they have to help her to the bedroom for a quick nap. When they come
back, she is all perky and happy, and the guys are all tired out.
7-year-old Shirley - 'I give
Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
7-year-old Brittney - I don't
like beer, but mom says it helps you get the guys you want, so I'll have to
learn to like it.
like beer, but mom says it helps you get the guys you want, so I'll have to
learn to like it.
7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks
beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer
she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but
that doesn't make any sense.'
beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer
she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but
that doesn't make any sense.'
7-year-old Fergie - My mom never drinks
beer when dad is home, but he sometimes does. Then she yells at him when it
makes him want to smooch. Mom only drinks beer when dad is away. When it makes
her want to smooch, she will do it with everybody, even the Pizza guy, and he is
weird.
beer when dad is home, but he sometimes does. Then she yells at him when it
makes him want to smooch. Mom only drinks beer when dad is away. When it makes
her want to smooch, she will do it with everybody, even the Pizza guy, and he is
weird.
7-year-old Alice - My sister
told me you have to drink your own weight in beer before you start to like it.
She has some ways to go yet, I think. The guys usually ignore her until they
have had a whole lot of beer, then they get nice and play with her.
told me you have to drink your own weight in beer before you start to like it.
She has some ways to go yet, I think. The guys usually ignore her until they
have had a whole lot of beer, then they get nice and play with her.
7-year-old Brad - Beer tastes
disgusting. My brother told me it makes you think the girls are pretty. With his
girlfriend I would need an awful lot of beer
disgusting. My brother told me it makes you think the girls are pretty. With his
girlfriend I would need an awful lot of beer
Top Opinion
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glacierdsgn 2012/10/24 23:24:18 (edited)
+4These are all hilarious! It's funny to see things from a child's perspective! http://www.glacier-design.com
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