A Tough-Guy Legend...
BARRY0619
2012/06/12 20:15:43
A Tough-Guy Legend...
A group of bikers were riding west on I-40 when they saw a girl about to
A group of bikers were riding west on I-40 when they saw a girl about to
jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, George a big burly man of 45, gets off his bike, walks through
the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a
be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why
don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately
by another one.
After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers,
and even the State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I
have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"
The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
The leader, George a big burly man of 45, gets off his bike, walks through
the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a
be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why
don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately
by another one.
After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers,
and even the State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I
have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"
The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
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- seadog6608PWCM 2012/06/16 03:53:35
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+1LOLreply - teigan 2012/06/14 19:21:23+2LOLreply
- wysiwis 2012/06/13 10:46:44+2I'm leaning towards "pushed".reply
- No nonsense NanC...don't BS... 2012/06/13 03:07:40+2funny!reply
- Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆ 2012/06/12 23:45:11+2In the be-careful-what-you-wish-for department...reply
- Taken' Fire for Truth 2012/06/12 21:51:31+1RRROFLMAOreply
- FeedFwd 2012/06/12 20:50:22+2LOL... I'm surprised they both didn't go over! ;)reply
- Son Of Anubis™ 2012/06/12 20:19:52+1HAHAHA....I vote pushreply
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Me too!!reply
