Well. I'm not a mindreader.. so why'd i'd expect my man to be?
and I don't come with hints, not even if they're really obvious. Cuz' I don't get hints either, just say it already :b
A thought on "confusing women".
Aubrey (:
2012/04/29 21:21:44
Not making women confused, but why boys think women are confusing. My friend John brought this to my attention recently. Let me try to break it down like he did:
What we say: "I just want to be alone right now."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I need you to be here for me to hug right now."
What we say: "I'm fine."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I'm definitely not fine."
What we say: "I don't care anymore."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I still care."
What we say: "It's over"
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "Fight for me" (Um, no) (Are these lyrics or something?)
What we say: "I don't mind."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I mind...like, a lot." (This one was used for video games in one instance. Like hell! Pass me a controller. I'll kick your butt.)
Us: "Do I look fat in this?"
Twitter/FB: "We haven't had a fight in a while."
Us: "I don't want to talk about it."
Twitter: "I need to talk about it, but I'm not ready. Hold me and tell me it'll be alright."
Facebook: "I'm still gathering evidence against you."
Us: "Do whatever you want."
Twitter/FB: "You're going to pay for this."
Us: "I'm not upset.
Twitter/FB: "I'm extremely upset and you should know why."
Us: "Don't touch me."
Twitter/FB: "Hold me."
Us: "Whatever"
Twitter/FB: "I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it." (W.T.F.)
I think that's where I'll draw the line. I know I've seen enough.
What we say: "I just want to be alone right now."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I need you to be here for me to hug right now."
What we say: "I'm fine."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I'm definitely not fine."
What we say: "I don't care anymore."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I still care."
What we say: "It's over"
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "Fight for me" (Um, no) (Are these lyrics or something?)
What we say: "I don't mind."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I mind...like, a lot." (This one was used for video games in one instance. Like hell! Pass me a controller. I'll kick your butt.)
Us: "Do I look fat in this?"
Twitter/FB: "We haven't had a fight in a while."
Us: "I don't want to talk about it."
Twitter: "I need to talk about it, but I'm not ready. Hold me and tell me it'll be alright."
Facebook: "I'm still gathering evidence against you."
Us: "Do whatever you want."
Twitter/FB: "You're going to pay for this."
Us: "I'm not upset.
Twitter/FB: "I'm extremely upset and you should know why."
Us: "Don't touch me."
Twitter/FB: "Hold me."
Us: "Whatever"
Twitter/FB: "I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it." (W.T.F.)
I think that's where I'll draw the line. I know I've seen enough.
Top Opinion
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Val 2012/05/30 17:40:09
Something that will never end because deep inside both genders hate each other and don`t understand each other...
It sucks to live with you people!
Makes single life look alot better huh and fearsome independents from the rest of the nation. I do not need to be around other people. 3 or 4 hours or being around other people is sometimes to darn long for me.
I forget what I had for breakfast but can tell you what flavor the cake at my fourth birthday was, and what the decorations were on top of it. By the way, it was yellow cake with that amazingly sweet icing that nobody seems to make anymore. My name was spelled out in blue icing and there were six roses one at each corner and one in the middle of each long side, made of the same obnoxiously sweet icing, and I ate four of those bastards!!! LOL