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A thought on "confusing women".

Breezy(: 2012/04/29 21:21:44
Not making women confused, but why boys think women are confusing. My friend John brought this to my attention recently. Let me try to break it down like he did:

What we say: "I just want to be alone right now."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I need you to be here for me to hug right now."

What we say: "I'm fine."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I'm definitely not fine."

What we say: "I don't care anymore."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I still care."

What we say: "It's over"
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "Fight for me" (Um, no) (Are these lyrics or something?)

What we say: "I don't mind."
What Twitter/Facebook says we mean: "I mind...like, a lot." (This one was used for video games in one instance. Like hell! Pass me a controller. I'll kick your butt.)

Us: "Do I look fat in this?"
Twitter/FB: "We haven't had a fight in a while."

Us: "I don't want to talk about it."
Twitter: "I need to talk about it, but I'm not ready. Hold me and tell me it'll be alright."
Facebook: "I'm still gathering evidence against you."

Us: "Do whatever you want."
Twitter/FB: "You're going to pay for this."

Us: "I'm not upset.
Twitter/FB: "I'm extremely upset and you should know why."

Us: "Don't touch me."
Twitter/FB: "Hold me."

Us: "Whatever"
Twitter/FB: "I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it." (W.T.F.)

I think that's where I'll draw the line. I know I've seen enough.
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  • Val 2012/05/30 17:40:09
    Val
    +5
    Well. I'm not a mindreader.. so why'd i'd expect my man to be?
    and I don't come with hints, not even if they're really obvious. Cuz' I don't get hints either, just say it already :b

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  • Revolution 2012 2012/05/06 16:12:17 (edited)
    Revolution 2012
    +5
    Women can be calculated or kind, manipulative or manageable, callous or cool, etc etc. It depends on the person and their perspective whether or not they see women as "crazy" or whatever else. It also depends on the women you're referring to; all people are distinctly different so yes, some women will be rather nasty but others can be very decent people. As for how complicated they are, I believe that opinion arises because as a society men are not expected to worry about the feelings and emotions of others, so when emotions are discussed and not in a directly comprehensive way, we are quite "in the dark", so to speak. This is coming from a man, by the way :)
  • joe mauro 2012/05/06 02:56:31
    joe mauro
    +2
    the defense rests
  • Mixxty 2012/05/05 17:40:07 (edited)
    Mixxty
    +5
    LoL a few of these are correct in my case but one that is absolutely wrong is "Don't touch me!", when I say "Don't touch me!" I really mean "DON"T TOUCH ME!"
  • cbear Mixxty 2012/05/16 00:30:50
    cbear
    +1
    You go girl!
  • Vortex Lord 2012/05/05 06:08:16
    Vortex Lord
    +3
    Gender wars!
    Something that will never end because deep inside both genders hate each other and don`t understand each other...
    It sucks to live with you people!
  • Kira 2012/05/03 17:33:50
    Kira
    +2
    im like most of this though lol
  • Rebel geek. 2012/05/03 10:01:23
    Rebel geek.
    +2
    wtf is facebook\twitters problem let us write what we want same with i pad\pod\phone spell check
  • L1 2012/05/02 21:42:46
    L1
    +2
    Thing is not all women are attached to FB or twitter. The problem is as old as time: communication and the styles and/or lack of it.
  • Mary 2012/05/02 18:09:58
    Mary
    +3
    A majority of women have been brought up to manipulate men as though men aren't capable of thinking for themselves. (i.e. the above script.WTF?). I'd say many are addicted to the drama. ( to make their lives interesting I suppose.) I do not pretend to fully understand it myself most of my friends are men for some reason they're just easier to talk to....
  • big T 2012/05/02 04:13:01
    big T
    +2
    women are just crazy , you you cannot reason with a crazy person guys we just need to except the fact thay are crazy and live life the best you can.
  • ★misfit★ big T 2012/05/12 04:31:16 (edited)
  • big T ★misfit★ 2012/05/12 18:01:41
    big T
    +1
    isn't that the truth main reason men are stupid is because women are crazy. it works borth ways.

    Makes single life look alot better huh and fearsome independents from the rest of the nation. I do not need to be around other people. 3 or 4 hours or being around other people is sometimes to darn long for me.
  • ★misfit★ big T 2012/05/12 19:40:38
    ★misfit★
    +1
    As much as I love my fiance, I can definitely relate to what you're saying. Sometimes it seems like men and women just weren't meant to be together.
  • big T ★misfit★ 2012/05/13 05:05:37
    big T
    +1
    There is no problem with being single for your entire life. Less argueing and fighting also. I have high expectations in a woman or women just hate me either way who cares less fighting makes life better.
  • mz jane ★misfit★ 2012/05/15 18:52:16
    mz jane
    +2
    It's some men that make us crazy! LOL!
  • ★misfit★ mz jane 2012/05/15 22:20:22
    ★misfit★
    +1
    Yes it is.lol
  • cbear big T 2012/05/16 00:32:33
    cbear
    +1
    Now that's a quality life!
  • Call me Mark willya? 2012/05/01 20:48:10
    Call me Mark willya?
    +3
    What I like is when a woman sits and agrees with you when you say, "Communication is very important in a relationship." And then won't tell you why she's mad. I have a very poor memory thanks to PTSD, depression, bipolar, what have you. What this means is if I ask what I did wrong, I seriously don't remember.

    I forget what I had for breakfast but can tell you what flavor the cake at my fourth birthday was, and what the decorations were on top of it. By the way, it was yellow cake with that amazingly sweet icing that nobody seems to make anymore. My name was spelled out in blue icing and there were six roses one at each corner and one in the middle of each long side, made of the same obnoxiously sweet icing, and I ate four of those bastards!!! LOL
  • JENN 2012/05/01 17:26:28
    JENN
    +4
    I enjoyed reading that. I can think of where that was a thought of mine but also where the outcome was what he said also. Yes, women can be complicated but I'm more of the head on tell me what you want and that's what you will get. I hate having to fish to get an answer. Speak what you want or think but expect that from me in return. If you can give it then don't be upset at getting an honest answer back from me.
  • Breezy(: JENN 2012/05/01 20:38:06
    Breezy(:
    +1
    Don't dish it out if you can't take it, as it were.
  • Purebread#1 2012/05/01 14:07:15
    Purebread#1
    +4
    Women are very fickle and can be confusing unless their confident in themselves. Men are too. They think if i don't talk about it or ignore it, it will go away.......NOOOOOOOOOO I don't think so...
  • jacob bailey 2012/05/01 11:31:50
    jacob bailey
    +3
    same thing here
  • THB306 2012/04/30 21:30:04
    THB306
    +3
    LOLOL! The worst part of it all is that women think we use the same code! So when we say "Leave me alone" they continue to pester, because that's what it means in their code. But the problem is... when a guy says to leave him alone... YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
  • Breezy(: THB306 2012/04/30 21:35:56
  • Purebre... THB306 2012/05/04 16:53:15
    Purebread#1
    +3
    Same for women!
  • Purebre... THB306 2012/05/12 19:51:07
    Purebread#1
    +1
    I do cause I mean it too when I say it. not all women think the same as men think we do.
  • THB306 Purebre... 2012/05/13 01:51:50
    THB306
    +1
    Thus adding another layer of confusion! LOL!
  • Purebre... THB306 2012/05/23 16:08:12
    Purebread#1
    +1
    Sorry, guess we are a unique species.... LOL
  • Onew Sangtae 2012/04/30 16:54:03
    Onew Sangtae
    +1
    These minds games are absolutely ridiculous and rarely get you what you actually want.
  • Breezy(: Onew Sa... 2012/04/30 21:36:34
    Breezy(:
    +1
    I agree. Tell it to them straight. Much faster and easier in the long run.
  • lonewolf 2012/04/30 05:15:20
    lonewolf
    +2
    hmmm. i'd be confused too... wish i could talk girl code cuz then i'd teach classes...
  • keliffa 2012/04/30 03:33:58
    keliffa
    +5
    Guys can be just as....filled with sh*t to get what they want.
  • Pl 2012/04/29 23:43:27
  • Breezy(: Pl 2012/04/30 00:50:54
    Breezy(:
    +1
    See that's stupid to me! My friends are all like this. They get angry with ME when I give them honest opinions, and get angrier if they find out I lie!
  • Pl Breezy(: 2012/04/30 14:17:14
    Pl
    +1
    Must be women friends. Look on the bright side at least you can easily get along with men and they will have a lot more respect for you too.
  • Breezy(: Pl 2012/04/30 21:37:45
    Breezy(:
    +2
    I do get along better with my guy friends.
  • lonewolf 2012/04/29 21:23:58
    lonewolf
    +2
    never try and figure them out. you would be better off walking away.

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