Monkey see, Monkey do~ Dumbarses~!!!
A ROOM FULL OF MONKEYS or LIB/DEMS!!
BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA
2012/07/28 20:42:37
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Government at national and local level
6 monkeys are kept in a room by a controller monkey. In the room is a rope to a hook on the ceiling. Also on the ceiling hook is a bunch of bananas. When the monkeys are first put in the room, one of them climbs the rope to get to the bananas. Just before he gets to them, the controller monkey throws a switch which makes sprinklers spray ice cold water on all the monkeys. They hate this. This happens every time a monkey gets to the top of the rope and they soon realise the connection. After a while, if a monkey forgets, as soon as he attempts to climb the rope, he is beaten up by the other 5 monkeys. Soon, no monkeys attempt to climb the rope. The controller monkey removes one of the original monkeys and replaces him with a new monkey. The new monkey sees the bananas, wonders why none of the others are doing the obvious and starts to climb the rope. He is immediately set upon by the 5 other monkeys. He has no idea why. After a couple of attempts, he realises the connection between attempting to climb the rope and being beaten up, and soon won’t try to climb the rope. The controller replaces another original monkey with a new monkey. This new monkey does the obvious and is immediately set upon by the others, including, because all the others are, the first new monkey, who of course has no idea why he is beating up the second new monkey. The second new monkey has no idea why he is being beaten up, but after a while he doesn’t attempt to climb the rope either. The controller replaces all the original monkeys one at a time until there are 6 new monkeys in the room. The same thing happens every time a new monkey is put in the room. When all the monkeys have been replaced, none of them attempt to climb the rope, or they will be beaten up, and none of them know why this is.
6 monkeys are kept in a room by a controller monkey. In the room is a rope to a hook on the ceiling. Also on the ceiling hook is a bunch of bananas. When the monkeys are first put in the room, one of them climbs the rope to get to the bananas. Just before he gets to them, the controller monkey throws a switch which makes sprinklers spray ice cold water on all the monkeys. They hate this. This happens every time a monkey gets to the top of the rope and they soon realise the connection. After a while, if a monkey forgets, as soon as he attempts to climb the rope, he is beaten up by the other 5 monkeys. Soon, no monkeys attempt to climb the rope. The controller monkey removes one of the original monkeys and replaces him with a new monkey. The new monkey sees the bananas, wonders why none of the others are doing the obvious and starts to climb the rope. He is immediately set upon by the 5 other monkeys. He has no idea why. After a couple of attempts, he realises the connection between attempting to climb the rope and being beaten up, and soon won’t try to climb the rope. The controller replaces another original monkey with a new monkey. This new monkey does the obvious and is immediately set upon by the others, including, because all the others are, the first new monkey, who of course has no idea why he is beating up the second new monkey. The second new monkey has no idea why he is being beaten up, but after a while he doesn’t attempt to climb the rope either. The controller replaces all the original monkeys one at a time until there are 6 new monkeys in the room. The same thing happens every time a new monkey is put in the room. When all the monkeys have been replaced, none of them attempt to climb the rope, or they will be beaten up, and none of them know why this is.
Top Opinion
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Chi~Cat 2012/07/28 21:04:48
HOW TO SNARE WILD PIGS
First take some corn into the woods and leave it on the ground. Wild pigs will find it.
Then set up one side of fence, and leave some more corn on the ground beside it. Pigs will continue to eat it.
The next day, add a segment of fence at a right angle to the first segment, and leave some corn inside the right angle. Pigs will continue coming to eat the corn.
On the next day, add another segment of fence to form a U and leave corn inside the U. Pigs are now determined to get some corn each day.
The day after this, add the 4th side, a gate, but leave the gate open and put the corn inside the enclosure. When the pigs come to eat the EBT Cards I mean corn, just shut the gate and you have your wild pigs.