A pre-Christmas diddy...
RicemanSTM ~POTL~PWCM~JLA~AFCL
2011/11/09 15:36:09
T'was the night before Jihad
And all through the Mosque
No creatures were stirring
Except at the porno kiosk
The explosive vests were all ready
Packed tight in their crate
All ready for smuggling through infidel lines
As innocent freight
The terrorists were tucked
Away in their beds
While visions of virgins and dates
Danced through their heads
When outside the Mosque
There arose such a clatter
The terrorists awoke
To see what was the matter
They emerged from their bunker
All dazed and confused
And were cut down by gunfire
And bombs delay fused
The Apaches rained hell
As Special Forces moved in
And sent them ALL to back Allah
To join buddy Bin Laden
America's elite hit rally point bravo
Then disappeared into the dark
"Merry Christmas from America!"
They radioed with snark
Top Opinion
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J Montana~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2011/11/09 15:39:40
And the word is ditty
Are you saying it's OK to use Christmas to promote ill will?
The season used to mean peace on Earth good will toward men.
I have no doubt the people who find things like Odimwit clever would also find killing people amusing and whimsical.
The pro lifers
BTW...Odimwit is far from clever. D'Ohbama is far snarkier. :-)
I am not pro Islam, in fact, I'm anti religion.
I see extremism of any kind a threat I just don't think Muslims are as much of a threat as they would like us to believe.
If they are so determined to wipe us out what are they waiting for? It's not like our security has gotten that much better. It's not that tough to set off a bomb and it's not like the materials are hard to come by.
The Muslims I know are against terrorism as much as anyone and hold no ill will toward anybody nor do they try to convert anyone. They don't walk around in robes and do their prayers in private.
That doesn't prevent me from thinking Islam is as misguided as all religions.
Why do you distrust the media about everything but this?
What makes you think we're not being played?
AGAIN!
Why is it so easy to believe that a bunch of religious radicals could successfully carry out an attack on the most protected air space on the planet without some kind of inside help. The USSR couldn't do that but these bush leaguers could? It's possible but Don't you think it's a little far fetched?
Haven't we been through this enough to know that the govt. will do whatever it takes to promote it's own agenda?
They don't care about the people. We are expendable. If they gave a damn ...
I am not pro Islam, in fact, I'm anti religion.
I see extremism of any kind a threat I just don't think Muslims are as much of a threat as they would like us to believe.
If they are so determined to wipe us out what are they waiting for? It's not like our security has gotten that much better. It's not that tough to set off a bomb and it's not like the materials are hard to come by.
The Muslims I know are against terrorism as much as anyone and hold no ill will toward anybody nor do they try to convert anyone. They don't walk around in robes and do their prayers in private.
That doesn't prevent me from thinking Islam is as misguided as all religions.
Why do you distrust the media about everything but this?
What makes you think we're not being played?
AGAIN!
Why is it so easy to believe that a bunch of religious radicals could successfully carry out an attack on the most protected air space on the planet without some kind of inside help. The USSR couldn't do that but these bush leaguers could? It's possible but Don't you think it's a little far fetched?
Haven't we been through this enough to know that the govt. will do whatever it takes to promote it's own agenda?
They don't care about the people. We are expendable. If they gave a damn we would be using the money going to the "War on Terror" to fight heart disease which kills 6,000 times the number of people per year.
Don't you see? It's governments golden goose. A never ending indefinable war. Exactly what they need to justify their existence and bilk the public who think they are being protected.
Where do you think all the money we spent on the war went" To Iraq?
It was not part of the military budget and It went to American contractors rebuilding Iraq.
Corruption is the rule not the exception.
Is it so difficult to see that the many are being exploited by the few?
That's religion for you Just another wedge
Logic really isn't a strong point where religion is concerned, is it?
A sense of humor like yours?
If Christmas poems about terrorism and promoting hate is funny to you I'll keep the one I have, thanks.