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A new human species has been discovered!

merlinskiss 2013/01/08 21:45:09
Oh Jeez, we should have known.
I think there might be others not yet discovered.
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Scientists believe they have discovered a new species of humans that just recently evolved.

Yes, you guessed it, it’s a new breed of young human beings and they are being named“homo slackass-erectus”.

They are found in most shopping malls and have been created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

Homo slackass erectus
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