A new chief samurai
Rusty Bubbles
2012/06/03 10:07:01
There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief. A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, an Armenian samurai, and a Jewish samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai.
The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half. The emperor exclaimed "That is very impressive!"
The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Armenian samurai, to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Armenian samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four small pieces. The emperor exclaimed "That is very, VERY impressive!"
Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around. The emperor, obviously disappointed, said "Very ambitious, but why is that gnat not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said "Circumcision is not meant to kill."
The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai.
The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half. The emperor exclaimed "That is very impressive!"
The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Armenian samurai, to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Armenian samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four small pieces. The emperor exclaimed "That is very, VERY impressive!"
Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around. The emperor, obviously disappointed, said "Very ambitious, but why is that gnat not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said "Circumcision is not meant to kill."
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- Daughter of the Moon 2012/06/03 14:18:05
O_O...so how did he know the gnat was a boy??? And how the heck does a gnat have a penis in the first place????? And to cut it without it behind out...>_<...how is dat possible??? Im so confused...xD But it is very funny to ^-^reply
