A little levity.
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car
and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk
from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded
to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".
He then went to
her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight
grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a
baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns
and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets
his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck
driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can
of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is
laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck
driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I
stepped outside the circle!"