At the end of their romantic evening date, the girl invited the guy to her apartment. Things got interesting and they began to disrobe. Whe the guy took off his shoes and socks, the girl noticed that his toes were twisted and gnarled.
"What's up with your toes" she asked.
"Oh, it's nothing" he said. "When I was young I had a rare disease called toelio and it caused my toes to look funny."
He continued to undress, taking off his pants. The girl saw that his knees were really knobby and deformed.
"Woah!, she said. "What in the world is wrong with your knees?"
"Oh, it's nothing" he said. "When I was young I had a rare disease called kneezles and it caused my knees to look funny."
He continued to undress, taking off his underwear. The girl smirked and said. "Hummm... I see you had smallcox too."
A Light Naughty Joke To Get Your Friday Going!
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A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she invited him back
to her place for the night.
When they arrived at her house, they went right into her
bedroom. The guy saw that the room was filled with stuffed
animals. There were hundreds of them all over the place.
Giant stuffed animals were on top of the wardrobe. Large
stuffed animals were on the bookshelf and on the window
sill, and a lot of smaller stuffed animals were on the
bottom shelf.
Much later, lying in bed, he turned to her and asked,
"So... how was I?"
"Well," she said, "You can take anything from the
bottom shelf."
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Comment Removed 2011/09/02 18:11:57
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"What's up with your toes" she asked.
"Oh, it's nothing" he said. "When I was young I had a rare disease called toelio and it caused my toes to look funny."
He continued to undress, taking off his pants. The girl saw that his knees were really knobby and deformed.
"Woah!, she said. "What in the world is wrong with your knees?"
"Oh, it's nothing" he said. "When I was young I had a rare disease called kneezles and it caused my knees to look funny."
He continued to undress, taking off his underwear. The girl smirked and said. "Hummm... I see you had smallcox too."
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It was her own fault though.
Held the pepper spray the wrong way around.
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