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The Polish Divorce

A Polish
man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English
was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a
lawyer's office

and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for
him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances,

and asked him the following questions:

Have you any
grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean
what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

I don't
think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?

No,
we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations
like?

All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity
in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD
player.

Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before
her.

Why do you want
this divorce?

She going to kill me.

What makes you think
that?

I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison
me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I
can read English pretty good, and it say:

~~~Polish Remover~~~

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