Boooo…lol
That’s not funny but this is…
"Wife stood in front of a mirror says, "I'm ugly, my boobs sag and my arse is fat give me a compliment." Husband says, "Your eyesight is F-ing spot on babe!""
A Joke for this weekend!!
jt
2012/08/18 18:41:44
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A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The wife responds, "No, I will live with my sister." The wife asks him back, "Will you marry after I die?" The husband responds, "No, I will also live with your sister."
A fwd one: -jt
A fwd one: -jt
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MrsJJS 2012/08/18 21:15:30
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'
And they say blondes are dumb....
That’s not funny but this is…
"Wife stood in front of a mirror says, "I'm ugly, my boobs sag and my arse is fat give me a compliment." Husband says, "Your eyesight is F-ing spot on babe!""
OH shoot here come's my wife. I gada go.