A Harley biker, the lion, a little girl, a reporter.......
Cat
May 06, 2011 20:50:54
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in
Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the
lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the
whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the
most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The
Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I
just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The
reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist,
and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you
do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker
replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his
actions, and reads, on the front page:
"U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN
IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH".
That pretty much sums up the
media's approach to the news these days.
Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the
lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the
whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the
most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The
Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I
just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The
reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist,
and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you
do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker
replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his
actions, and reads, on the front page:
"U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN
IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH".
That pretty much sums up the
media's approach to the news these days.
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LittleMissPatriot May 06, 2011 21:05:53
Damn funny joke.
And the worst part would be the bloody line of liberals wanting his head the next day!