A few funnies before the election!

Barack Obama wanted to prove that
he's tough on illegal immigration, so he ordered his Aunt to be deported to
Hawaii.

Obama's new bumpersticker: BUSH
DID IT - VOTE FOR OBAMA!

Obama has sold more guns to the
drug cartels than all of the other Nobel Peace Prize winners put together.

Q. Why did Obama step on the
cockroach?

A. He hates competition.

Q. What will Obama do if Romney
challenges him to a debate?

A. Claim Executive Privilege.

Now that Chief Justice Roberts
has voted to uphold ObamaCare, it's finally shovel ready.

The side effects of reading the
ObamaCare decision include nausea and vomiting.

ObamaCare is designed to go into
effect after he is reelected. If Obama is reelected, we'll need it.

Obama ordered Congress to set
aside a billion dollars for a new research project. He wants to know why global
warming goes away in the winter.

Obama's top speech writer just
resigned so that he could start writing comedy. He's working for CNN now.

Obama is getting tired of people
who say that he doesn't have a birth certificate. He actually has several.

Obama isn't the least bit jealous
of Hillary Clinton's new mustache. After all, he already has a beard.

America has lost five million
jobs under Obama. Don't worry though. Obama says he'll send Joe Biden to go
look for them.

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