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End of the World Headlines

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?




USA Today: WE'RE DEAD




The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS




National Enquirer: JON AND KATE, TOGETHER AGAIN




Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE




Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE




Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER




Wired: THE LAST NEW THING




Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR




Readers Digest: 'BYE




Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?




Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW
"ARMAGEDDON" DIET!




America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15
MINUTES.




Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE




TIME magazine: RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FOR ETERNITY