A couple jokes for the night!

A husband and
wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four
hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They
only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they
check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man
explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk
although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the
clerk explains that $350 is the standard rate, the man insists

on speaking to the manager.



The manager enters the conversation and explains
that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which
were available for the husband and wife to use.

He also explains that they could have taken in one
of the shows, which the hotel is famous for. "The best entertainers from
New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,"

explains the manager.



No matter what facility the manager mentions, the
man replies, "But we didn't use it!"



The manager is unmoved. Eventually the man gives
up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and hands it to the manager. "But
sir," the managers says, "this check is only made out for $100."



"That's right," replies the man. "I
charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."



"What! I didn't sleep with your wife!"
exclaims the manager.



"Well," the man replies, "she was
here, and you could have."