40 Year marriage/
Elleryqueen 2012/07/19 00:46:18
After 40 years of
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful
look at my wife one day and said,
"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black
and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a
hot 23-year-old girl.
Now... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a
nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping
with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're
not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go
out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would
make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white
Aren't older women great? They really
know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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