40 Year marriage/
Elleryqueen
2012/07/19 00:46:18
After 40 years of
marriage
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful
look at my wife one day and said,
"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black
and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a
hot 23-year-old girl.
Now... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a
nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping
with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're
not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go
out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would
make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white
TV.
Aren't older women great? They really
know how to solve an old guy's problems.
MANY, MANY MORE!
IT WILL BE 31 YEARS IN NOVEMBER 02-2012. WE ARE MORE PASSIONATE,
MORE LOVING & MORE UNDERSTANDING THAN WHEN WE FIRST MET.
VOW-RENEWAL-LAS-VEGAS-2010-11... LOVE-
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems."
Dearest Ellery: Phase I. YOU'RE A GREAT SON>STUDENT>
Phase II. A Great MAN>FRIEND>HUBBY>FATHER>
Phase III. A GREAT WIDOWER, YOU COMMISERATE the SWEET MEMORY of
YOUR LATE-WIFE of-40-YEAR-MARRIAGE>DEARLY-DE... DEPARTED. I'm
DEEPLY MOVED! I'm SORRY, for HASTILY CONGRATULATED YOU, MISTAKENLY
THINKING THAT SHE STILL IS ON EARTH WITH US! I REGRET MY ERROR!
I really respect this speciality of WOEMEN
and MANY, MANY MORE!
Congratulations on your 44 yeasrs.