30 tips for guys on how to treat a woman:)

Elisa ✦ Knockout™ 2011/09/08 20:58:17

Lol i'm assuming this was written by a man but he's smart lol.

1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other
everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.

Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them
would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't
even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with
you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, allot of them can eat like whales.

Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss
these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your
girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your
friends will know you're a wimp.

11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a
stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even
if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home
safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the
door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she
swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make
any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and
best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their
parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your
friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or
Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have
started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you,
you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you
would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of
power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

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  • Rico (oYo) 2011/09/08 21:20:51
    Rico (oYo)
    These are pretty good.

    The one I like best is #15: If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

    I was with my girlfriend at the time when I saw an old friend of mine who is VERY attractive and we hadn't seen eachother in ages. We immediately started reminiscing and my girlfriend was obviously feeling left out. While I did continue talking to my friend, I casually drew my girlfriend's arm around my waist and held her hand without missing a beat. After we got home that evening she "mualed me" stating that she had found it incredibly sexy.

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  • nonono 2014/08/24 00:58:22
    Cute list, but really there is ONE rule that should work all the way around for men and women. "Pay attention to your partner, and don't be a dumb ass." If you follow that, all on this list will fall right into line along with the laundry list of others that were not mentioned. As for those who think that being single is a curse... It was my choice, and I am happy. "signed a.. man."
  • Dan 2014/01/29 13:25:18
    As for #26, DON'T USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN! Furthermore, the "guy" who wrote this has not taken into account the race and culture of the women he's talking about. If he means American women, then he should state it. Race and culture play a big part in how a man should treat a woman. What a woman in one culture sees as a strength in a man, another sees it as a weakness. Be very mindful of this!
  • Dan 2014/01/29 13:16:52
    Although number 14 might be noble, it might not be smart. Using violence against someone is either going to get you locked up or there will be retaliation from the guy you kicked the crap out of.
  • Jim H 2013/07/20 21:07:27 (edited)
    Jim H
    I think 30 is bull, personally. No relationship (unless you're into BDSM, which is another story entirely) should EVER be about one person having power over the other.

    Honestly, some of this stuff has landed me in hot water before by actually DOING it!!

    I think the whole thing could be replaced with:

    1. Women are all different. Read a list of 30 rules and think it means you know every woman implicitly..and you're a fool, basically.
  • cynthia o'brien 2013/04/25 14:25:32 (edited)
  • ren 2011/09/22 14:48:54
    6. I call bull on that one. There are abusive girlfriends just look on the news and you will see quite a few of them. 11.5 When your in a relationship both partners have to work together to make the relathionship work. That means getting rid of this man gots to pay all bills bull crap. 25. Have you seen female body builders? Theres plenty that can lift me up and break my back so the women are fragile statement is bull to.
  • Summer 2011/09/12 08:30:55
    These are amazing if written by a guy. Does he have insight or what? lol
  • Dan Summer 2014/01/29 13:18:48
    He might be gay sweetie!
  • harry potter fan !!! 2011/09/10 17:05:10
    harry potter fan !!!
    if this was a man writing it ??? he must be a freaking genius !!! anw !!! awsome article to tell the truth !!!!!!!
  • BackRoadz 2011/09/10 15:54:05
    I could'nt think of a better reason than this article....to be gay lol....
  • LB 2011/09/10 04:16:03
    You think this was written by a man??? I want to meet him!!!
  • Relay 2011/09/09 20:31:51
    lol i sent this to all the guys i know!
  • Elisa ✦... Relay 2011/09/09 22:19:26
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
  • Dan Relay 2014/01/29 13:19:45
    Poor guys! Looks like they will be following bad advice.
  • alex 2011/09/09 14:27:57
    haha...haha..well the thing wrong with this is, you give a guy a cheat sheet to make you happy, how are you ever going to know when he's being sincere, or just telling you what you wanna hear get you off his back? plus anyway, if your dating a guy thats so dumb he needs a LIST to please you, then i would say dump him to the curb! lol!
  • Elisa ✦... alex 2011/09/09 15:34:06
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    lol well said haha i didn't think about that ;P
    let's make a womens list written by women:)
  • alex Elisa ✦... 2011/09/09 15:42:23
  • LadyPink alex 2013/02/09 06:55:27
    I just luvit!!! Lol absolutely true
  • d guy 2011/09/09 11:58:40
    d guy
    will i be right if i say 'WOMEN WANTS A MAN WHO CAN LAUGH ALL WAY TO THE BANK' ?
  • cynthia... d guy 2013/04/25 14:39:29
    cynthia o'brien
    No women don't want their money they want the money that the men owe them
  • d guy 2011/09/09 11:44:02
    d guy
    i love that but is it a must for a guy to pay up all the time?
  • Elisa ✦... d guy 2011/09/09 12:25:32
  • d guy Elisa ✦... 2011/09/09 13:48:20
    d guy
    its not fair is has to be both ways. am i ryt?
  • Elmo~WA... d guy 2011/09/09 15:28:31
    Nah, you're wrong.
  • d guy Elmo~WA... 2011/09/23 11:12:53
    d guy
    m wrong about what?
  • Elmo~WA... d guy 2011/09/24 06:35:04
    It doesn't have to be both ways. Girls should be treated like princesses and boys should act like princes.
  • Jim H Elmo~WA... 2013/07/20 21:06:19
    Jim H
    I'd rather stay single then!
  • Elmo~WA... Jim H 2013/08/28 05:03:34
    Good for you! You do that, enjoy living in Singleton, darling.
  • Angelus 2011/09/09 09:44:16
    I need to memorize this
  • Elisa ✦... Angelus 2011/09/09 12:25:46
  • Dan Angelus 2014/01/29 13:28:23
    You shouldn't need this list. Just get feedback from women who are your friends.
  • katie 2011/09/09 06:04:09
    oh my god. a man who finally understands
  • Elisa ✦... katie 2011/09/09 06:08:50
  • d guy katie 2011/09/09 11:47:57
    d guy
    everything is always about wemen how about a man for change.and the rules for gals.
  • Elisa ✦... d guy 2011/09/09 12:27:07
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    "Gives you an evil eye look!!"
  • Elmo~WA... d guy 2011/09/09 15:29:05
    Rules for girls:
    1) Look sexy.
    2) Look sexy
    3) And, er, look sexy.
  • Angelus Elmo~WA... 2011/09/11 16:35:56
    What about 4. Look sexy and 5. look sexy
  • Elmo~WA... Angelus 2011/09/11 16:37:39
    They usually work too!
  • Angelus Elmo~WA... 2011/09/11 16:39:33
    Do you follows those rules?
  • Elmo~WA... Angelus 2011/09/11 16:45:46
    Of course ;D

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