3 Arguments: For Idiots
Scott ヶBrony Of PHAETヶ
2010/04/05 14:05:31
WARNING: This was for shits and giggles and not to be taken seriously...
BOOM God made us exactly the way we are...of course he bloody didn't.
Argument 1) Look at yourself in the mirror...was he just in a bad mood when he made you or what? Not to be insulting but this is the same guy who made the universe, mountain tops and sun-sets...what kind of off day was he having when he made us?
Argument 2) If we were made by a God why do we bite the inside of our mouths? This is probably the biggest moment in your life that you feel the most least divine...for some odd reason you forgot where your mouth was and decided to go straight for you cheek and attempt to chew through my own face.
Argument 3) The appendix! Why would he put it in you, if it does nothing apart from randomly killing you?
BOOM God made us exactly the way we are...of course he bloody didn't.
Argument 1) Look at yourself in the mirror...was he just in a bad mood when he made you or what? Not to be insulting but this is the same guy who made the universe, mountain tops and sun-sets...what kind of off day was he having when he made us?
Argument 2) If we were made by a God why do we bite the inside of our mouths? This is probably the biggest moment in your life that you feel the most least divine...for some odd reason you forgot where your mouth was and decided to go straight for you cheek and attempt to chew through my own face.
Argument 3) The appendix! Why would he put it in you, if it does nothing apart from randomly killing you?
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ETpro 2010/04/06 05:11:27
~ Helena Blavatsky Animated Video @ Yahoo! Video
I mean no disrespect to all platypus lovers.
don't tell me u don't believe that part
that waz...um interesting
haha