$1,000,000.00
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2012/08/29 11:39:23
A blonde woman was on the way to winning $1,000,000 on a game show, but her final question was left for the next night.
Her husband snuck into the studio and found the question and answer.
He raced home and told his wife "Your question is, 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy', and the answer is, 'The head, heart and penis.'"
The woman thinks about this throughout the night, but keeps forgetting the answer.
Her husband keeps reminding her, "The head, heart and penis."
Come the game show, she has forgotten again, and the presenter asks, "For $1,000,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have ten seconds."
"Um... the head."
"Good. Eight seconds."
"Um... the heart."
"That's right. Five seconds."
"Oh... um... damn. My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."
"That's close enough! You've won $1,000,000!"
Her husband snuck into the studio and found the question and answer.
He raced home and told his wife "Your question is, 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy', and the answer is, 'The head, heart and penis.'"
The woman thinks about this throughout the night, but keeps forgetting the answer.
Her husband keeps reminding her, "The head, heart and penis."
Come the game show, she has forgotten again, and the presenter asks, "For $1,000,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have ten seconds."
"Um... the head."
"Good. Eight seconds."
"Um... the heart."
"That's right. Five seconds."
"Oh... um... damn. My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."
"That's close enough! You've won $1,000,000!"
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Artist 2012/08/29 12:44:20
is that a true story
that's good
Here's a question for you.
How can a drawing/illustration be hot?
This is a serious question. I get crap all the time for putting up anime images as my avatar...I think they're sexy but you wouldn't believe the comments I get for them. When Toulouse Lautrec got started his drawings/paintings were horrible but eventually he got much better...his work is now worth millions. Yet his start and eventual work was just that, illustration...some sexy (actually a lot) but still imagery.
I've done enough sketches to be either silly (anime) or serious (photo-realistic) and to me they are all hot. So what's the deal? Can't a drawing be sexy?
I have thought about this for many years so obviously I have an opinion but I would like to hear/read yours.
Link~ Sorry, get back to us when you can...
In this case, the blonde hair, the big, beautiful eyes, the red lips, the accentuated curves of her body....