100 things you can say to piss off a Republican!

POODYLOU ☮ R P ☮ 2012 ☮ 2011/08/14 19:41:46

Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an ugly cow (said to conservative males).
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
25. Jesus was a liberal.
26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
36. Women control their own bodies.
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell check.
39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
41. Health care is a right, not a product.
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.

51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
55. God is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
61. Federal law trumps state law.
62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.
63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?
72. Labor unions built this country.
73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
78. Republicans are hypocrites, they’re just too stupid to know it.
79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for them.
85. Republicans hate education because they couldn’t hack it in school.
86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the Right.
88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981.
91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!

Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth.

Edited By: Alexis Atherton

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  • Rick 2013/03/20 02:43:04
    you believe the earth is 6000 years old I got a bridge just for you real ceap

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  • Jace Mindue 2014/10/06 15:57:17
    Jace Mindue
    Wow half the facts are wrong in this go figure written by an idiot!
  • Dodge Boy 2013/06/18 11:33:04
    Dodge Boy
    Never argue with an idiot (republican). They will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!!
  • Rick 2013/03/20 02:43:04
    you believe the earth is 6000 years old I got a bridge just for you real ceap
  • Jake 2012/09/15 18:43:57
    I'm not a Republican but I am a Conservative. These didn't get me mad. Unlike most people who claim to be Conservative, I understand that people have their own opinions and have a right to voice them. With that said, I'm not racist, I support gay marriage, there should be a stronger separation between church and state, and I don't believe in abortion but it's not my body to tell you that you can't do what you want.
  • Dragon 2011/08/15 17:47:17
    Wow....I guess I just figured out I'm a Republican.... >_> I only had to read the first five to get mad.
  • Gina70 Dragon 2011/09/27 03:19:36
    Out of curiosity, what got you mad?
  • Lady Whitewolf 2011/08/14 20:54:00
    Lady Whitewolf
    I liked numbers:

    18, 19, 27, 28, 29, 30, 32, 34, 35, 36, 47, 56, 65, 67, 70, 77, 80, 82, 83, 84, 97, 98, 99.
  • POODYLO... Lady Wh... 2011/08/15 03:16:55
    POODYLOU ☮ R P ☮ 2012 ☮
    thanks for taking the time!
  • Lady Wh... POODYLO... 2011/08/15 09:14:47
    Lady Whitewolf
    any time!
  • NPC 2011/08/14 19:49:38
    There are really no Democrats left in America now. This party is mostly left wing nut jobs and extremeists. The Democrat Party died in 1976 when they elected Jimmy Carter, The Democrat Party is really a bunch of Secular Progressives, Marxists, Socialists and Communists.
  • Laars NPC 2012/10/05 23:27:40
    If you find that having modern, egalitarian, socially or environmentally conscious policies or beliefs, hopefully, matching that of all other (more) progressed countries of the world, is the realm of "left wing nut jobs and extremists", perhaps you should seek refuge among a more righteous "bunch" such as the KKK, the Illuminati, the Nazis, the Apartheid, the NRA, etc. That way you could strive to bring about an Orwellian state imposing a Disney World sharia law. Get an education, you illiterate baboon!
  • Nerd in... NPC 2013/02/09 19:59:08
    Nerd in a Trenchcoat
    I guess that would make the republican party a bunch of idiots with american flags as their profile pictures.
  • Dodge Boy NPC 2013/06/18 11:31:50
    Dodge Boy
    Wow, you really should keep your mouth shut, your ignorance is showing!
  • Phillip NPC 2013/09/19 11:34:47
    our founders were secular progressives u fool.............

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