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10 Ways To Creep Out Your Roommate(s)

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'''
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  • zin (chief rages against th... 2009/02/21 14:18:26
    zin (chief rages against the machine)
    +4
    what about
    ''in the middle of the night play with your transformers collection,when your roommate asks you what your doing.look at him seriously and say ''thiers more than meets the eye''
    i got that off of a website like that lol

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  • Aiedail 2009/03/17 02:16:47
  • Haley-Bird 2009/03/03 17:40:24
  • jacktown kid 2009/03/02 17:00:58
    jacktown kid
    +1
    Very interesting
  • KiaraMaul 2009/03/02 04:38:13
    KiaraMaul
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    lol, :P
  • Kai-Neko 2009/02/26 00:29:12
    Kai-Neko
    +1
    hahahaha thats bad ass I want a roomate now
  • noname 2009/02/25 21:10:24
    noname
    +1
    Pretty funny...had a roomate with footatosis....whatever chronic stinky feet are called. Anyway he'd deposit his smelly socks all over the apartment...sucked whenever I had a girl over. 'Whats that smell, did something die??' Other than that he was good people though.
  • kayla 2009/02/25 12:55:29
    kayla
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    lol pretty amusing :)
  • AerialRach "In Dog We Trust" 2009/02/25 05:24:16 (edited)
    AerialRach "In Dog We Trust"
    +1
    Thanks for the laugh. A couple of them wouldn't work with pets though.
  • Shane - oldschoolelf 2009/02/25 04:38:12
    Shane - oldschoolelf
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    #7 Not only creeps me out but it also worries me. The others are just hilarious.
  • Bob-chicka-wow-wow 2009/02/25 03:57:07
    Bob-chicka-wow-wow
    +1
    lol great stuff
  • herb 2009/02/25 03:25:44
    herb
    +2
    Wait an hour after your roommate goes to sleep, then poke him awake. Ask him if God tells -him- to smother people, too. Wait a moment, then say "Nevermind. Just go back to sleep."
  • MJ 2009/02/25 03:05:11
    MJ
    +1
    iT MADE ME CRAZY JUST READING IT!!! ;o)
  • chadwitty 2009/02/25 02:53:25
    chadwitty
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    Those are so awesome... I have to do them... and soon... soon...
  • Shadow13 2009/02/25 02:32:58 (edited)
    Shadow13
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    I have a good one. Buy a bunch of dolls and spend a few weeks pretending to talk to them, but single out one that talks to you about doing bad things. Then when your roomate goes out to get something to eat quickly destroy all the dolls in gruesome manner but the one that tells you to do things. Leave him so when you enter the room he's there like waitng for you and leave the dead dolls behind him add some fake blood for more effect. Then catch up and eat with your roomate, come back together and yell "Oh my God, you killed them all! I should of never had trusted you!" at the doll.
  • gryphon1 2009/02/25 02:27:08
    gryphon1
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    That's awesome! I laughed til I turned plaid
  • Treasure ♥ijm♥ 2009/02/25 02:17:50
    Treasure ♥ijm♥
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    OMG!!! YOU made me laugh SO hard!!!!!!!! I love it~!!!!!
    Keep them coming Huk!!! :)
  • BatCountry 2009/02/23 02:29:34
    BatCountry
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    Glueing my shoes to the celing as I type this...
  • Scott 2009/02/22 20:03:17
    Scott
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    A simple one that I saw on America's Funniest Videos was periodically rubbing a stick of butter on the kitchen floor. The roommate got so frustrated from falling on his ass over and over.
  • medarlin~xanax goddess~ 2009/02/22 02:31:04
    medarlin~xanax goddess~
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    Lolz you are sooooooo twisted!
  • Deleted medarli... 2009/02/22 03:09:48
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    But of course!

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