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"Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened."
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies."
-Unknown (but said by a woman)-

"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy."
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."
-Janette Barber-

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."
-Lily Tomlin-

'A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."
-Carrie Snow-

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends."
-Laurie Kuslansky-

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
-Erma Bombeck-

"Old age ain't no place for sissies
-Bette Davis-

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."
-Rhonda Hansome-

"The phrase, "working mother," is redundant."
-Jane Sellman-

"Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows."
-Jennifer Unlimited-

"Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
-Charlotte Whitton-

"Forty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart."
-Caryn Leschen-

"I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once."
-Jennifer Unlimited-

"If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
-Catherine-

"When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!"
-Kathy Buckley-

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde."
-Dolly Parton-

"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them."
-Sue Grafton-

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
-Roseanne Barr-

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country . . ."
-Elayne Boosler-

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
-Maryon Pearson-

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."
-Margaret Thatcher-

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career".
-Gloria Steinem-

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission."
-Eleanor Roosevelt