Would you pay 20 bucks to let the Octomom wash your car while wearing a bikini?

by Tigger Too Posted 2011/06/13 00:52:07

Related Topics: TMZ, The Deal, octomom, Bikini, Media, Strip, Canceled, 2011, Nadya Suleman, Suleman, Foreclosure

24 votes
Read all 53 opinions
View Results and Demographics + View Demographics

Loading Demographics... Click an icon to see demographic results Display unknown and private
	Yes, it would be hilarious.	4 votes	17%
	No, it would make me puke.	13 votes	54%
	Undecided	7 votes	29%

If you wanted to catch a glimpse of Octomom in a bikini AND get your car washed ... sorry, you're outta luck -- her bikini car wash for next weekend has been canceled.

0612_canceled_carwash_tmz_composite_2
Nadya Suleman's manager tells TMZ the car wash -- which was organized to help Nadya raise some scratch for mortgage payments -- is off because the deal with they had with the Melrose Strip Auto Detailing went south. The manager says the place wanted $13 from the $20 they were charging -- plus they had to bring their own towels and soap.

The manager says the car wash is off and they're looking for a new place to have it.

The weekend manager at the car wash confirmed it was canceled, but wouldn't go into detail.

Add a comment above

La 2011/06/13 02:30:52

No, it would make me puke.

+4
She's not attractive. How about GET A JOB.
>> See Replies

More polls by Tigger Too

B.L.I. 2011/08/08 09:44:41

No, it would make me puke.

+1
She became famous just because she gave birth to 8 kids at the same time, while already parenting 6 more (I think). Why in the world would I want to watch her wash my car?! It's her fault she's that poor and can't take care of her family. Don't have kids unless you know you can afford raising them.

reply
Tigger Too to B.L.I. 2011/08/08 16:27:08

+1
EXACTLY! The Octomom became famous for indulging in irresponsible reproduction, by basically giving birth to a litter of babies. God didn't mean for women to procreate like this. Thanks for your response!

reply
Pookie 2011/06/29 18:10:39

Undecided

+1
I"d pay her a buck, and bitch about the work quality!

reply
Tigger Too to Pookie 2011/06/29 23:28:01

+1
I don't think the word "WORK" is in the Octomom's vocabulary! Thanks for your comments, and have a super evening!

reply
Student 2011/06/15 06:21:28

Yes, it would be hilarious.

+1
Probably, the wash would be worth 10 bucks.

reply
Tigger Too to Student 2011/06/15 16:00:58

+1
If SHE paid ME ten bucks, then it might be worth it...for a laugh! Thanks for your response!

reply
Student to Tigger Too 2011/06/15 23:57:36

+1
U r welcome.

reply
Fran-Halen 2011/06/13 22:56:13

Undecided

+1
Maybe....maybe a buck.

reply
BobJessen 2011/06/13 16:35:55

Undecided

+1
We No Wanna See

reply
Tigger Too to BobJessen 2011/06/14 03:46:52

+1
If you saw the Octomom in a bikini sudsing up a car, you'd probably go blind! Thanks for your comments!

reply
Gabhain 2011/06/13 16:18:22

Yes, it would be hilarious.

+2
I'd bring a whole motor pool. We'd drop the vehicles off, go have lunch and see a movie, and then come back. I have no desire to actually watch her do the work.

reply
Tigger Too to Gabhain 2011/06/14 03:49:47

+1
That photo of a line of military vehicles [complete with tanks!] is FUNNY AS HELL! You never know. The Octomom might even throw in some sex for a few extra bucks. I've heard of few women as desperate for money as she is. There's no shame in her game! Thanks for commenting, and have a great evening!

reply
Imperious Is Not PC 2011/06/13 14:05:54
Tigger Too to Imperio... 2011/06/14 03:50:48

+1
Not the Octomom in a bikini, for sure. You might go blind! Thanks for your comments, and have a super evening!

reply
10997 2011/06/13 14:02:05

Yes, it would be hilarious.

+1
Go octomom!

reply
Tigger Too to 10997 2011/06/14 03:51:56

+1
I hope that when you say, "Go Octomom!," you aren't exhorting her to have another litter of kids! Thanks for your response!

reply
10997 to Tigger Too 2011/06/14 10:34:49

+1
Oh sweet jesus, no xD

But she seems nice, I'll leave her to do as she pleases... Like, you know, other than breeding

reply
Tigger Too to 10997 2011/06/14 19:17:24

The Octomom's brood could be the "birth control poster children" in a new campaign to promote abstinence!

reply
©TransAmTam~Metal Queen \m/ 2011/06/13 04:54:17
Tigger Too to ©TransA... 2011/06/13 05:33:07

+1
It would definitely be gag-worthy! Thanks for commenting!

reply
easyeduri~PWCM~JLA 2011/06/13 03:40:33

Undecided

+3

I'd bring a roll of seven sided two-bob coins, and drop it on the ground, and watch her and the sorry lot scavenger for it. They can keep what they find, including the coins rolling under the bonnet. ;)

reply
©TransA... to easyedu... 2011/06/13 04:52:31
Tigger Too to easyedu... 2011/06/13 05:34:13

Good one, Ed! Hope you are well, and thanks for responding!

reply
La 2011/06/13 02:30:52

No, it would make me puke.

+4
She's not attractive. How about GET A JOB.

reply
easyedu... to La 2011/06/13 03:41:26

+2
Operation broom push would work for her. ;)

reply
Tigger Too to La 2011/06/13 05:41:27

+2
Octomom would have to get a job making at least six figures, because she'd have to pony up a lot of cash to pay for babysitting fees. Hey, she can always fall back on that offer to make a porn movie. [Gag] Thanks for your comments, and have a great evening. [Speaking of Octomom not being very attractive, have you ever noticed that, despite being broke as a joke, she's always sporting those French-tip, acrylic, salon fingernails? Yep, while her house is in danger of foreclosure, at least when she gets thrown out on her fat ass, she'll be well-manicured. God, what a frigging troll.]

reply
La to Tigger Too 2011/06/13 13:10:43

+3
She has 14 kids under the age of 9. That shouldn't be legal.

reply
Tigger Too to La 2011/06/14 03:53:31

I have one son, and he's been troublesome enough. The thought of having 14 children under the age of 9 makes me feel like taking a long walk off of a short pier! Thanks for responding!

reply
Imperio... to Tigger Too 2011/06/13 14:04:20
Tigger Too to Imperio... 2011/06/14 03:57:48

+1
Exactly! That fertility doctor impregnated the Octomom with a turkey baster, just like they do for horses and cows. Really, she DOES need to get some psychiatric help, and CPS should investigate her home to ensure that her brood is being cared for properly. The Octomom doesn't seem mentally equipped to handle ONE kid, much less 14. Female humans were not made for having litters of children!

reply
Vision of Verve 2011/06/13 01:34:05
Tigger Too to Vision ... 2011/06/13 01:41:27

+1
Yeah, but you wouldn't want to get too close to her va-jay-jay. A guy would have to tie a board to his ass to keep from falling in, because that hoo-ha must be bigger than the Grand Canyon! Thanks for responding, and have a good one!

reply
Vision ... to Tigger Too 2011/06/13 01:46:01
Tigger Too to Vision ... 2011/06/13 01:49:46

You've got that right! The men AND the female wrestlers!

reply
Vision ... to Tigger Too 2011/06/13 01:53:13
Tigger Too to Vision ... 2011/06/13 05:46:27

+1
I was thinking more along the lines of using buckets of hydrochloric acid and boxes of Brillo pads! You know, to get the "stank" off!

reply
Vision ... to Tigger Too 2011/06/13 20:25:46
Tigger Too to Vision ... 2011/06/14 04:00:44

That's funny! If I were a guy, I wouldn't touch the Octomom with somebody else's. And if I DID accidently come in physical contact with her, I'd probably molt, too! For real, who needs skin and hair after being contaminated by the likes of HER?

reply
Vision ... to Tigger Too 2011/06/14 17:05:02
La to Tigger Too 2011/06/13 02:36:52

+1
You know she had them via C-section >.>

reply