World's Weirdest Tombstones: Which of these epitaphs is funniest?

by SodaHead Gossip Posted 2009/10/28 00:03:11

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		"Gone Fishing"
		"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"
		"I Told You I Was Sick"
		"I Will Not Be Right Back After This Message" -Merv Griffin
		"I Am So Happy Here... I Could Just Shit"
		"This Ain't Bad, Once You Get Used to It"
		"Here Lies the Body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the Gas Instead of the Brake"
		"Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."

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	"Gone Fishing"	40 votes	7%
	"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"	77 votes	13%
	"I Told You I Was Sick"	152 votes	26%
	"I Will Not Be Right Back After This Message" -Merv Griffin	38 votes	7%
	"I Am So Happy Here... I Could Just Shit"	49 votes	8%
	"This Ain't Bad, Once You Get Used to It"	27 votes	5%
	"Here Lies the Body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the Gas Instead of the Brake"	96 votes	16%
	"Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."	103 votes	18%

In honor of Halloween (and the Day of the Dead), we've dug up some of the oddest grave stone epitaphs we could find. Check out the pics by clicking on the thumbnails and vote for your favorite, then tell us in the comments what YOURS would say!

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Reanne 2009/10/28 02:31:37 (edited)

"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"

+10
I think that the one that says "He naver killed a man that did not need killing." And that Jackson Dougall is hot!
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joejonasfan#1 2009/10/29 22:30:55

"Here Lies the Body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the Gas Instead of the Brake"

here lies the body of jonathan blake, stepped on the gas instead of the brake

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cate_jonas 2009/10/29 22:13:49

"I Told You I Was Sick"

=) cool ^^

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EveKayy 2009/10/29 22:09:00

"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"

+5
Haa xD

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maddogsilver 2009/10/29 22:00:54 (edited)

"This Ain't Bad, Once You Get Used to It"

Actually, all of them are great... If something has to be written there, be so fuckin' funny

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Alicia 2009/10/29 21:39:55
justaboredchick 2009/10/29 20:53:46

"I Told You I Was Sick"

thats so great i would like use all of them hopefully my tombstone has lots of room my would be like

told you i wanted to leave and you couldnt stop me

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Chrissy 2009/10/29 20:48:05

"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"

hahahahahha

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Midnight_Snack 2009/10/29 20:47:37

"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"

Lmao! Mine would say... um... I dont know...

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lion 2009/10/29 20:30:38
1kelle 2009/10/29 20:02:44

"I Told You I Was Sick"

Alone at last!

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Charly 2009/10/29 19:29:23

"I Told You I Was Sick"

"I survived...until now...!"

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*mizz kiki babi_* 2009/10/29 19:06:09

"Gone Fishing"

im probably in da sky flying wit da fishes or maybe in da ocean swimming wit da pigeons!!!! hahahahaha!!

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TakeARandomGuess 2009/10/29 19:00:07

"Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."

lol

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tonyalayton 2009/10/29 18:56:03

"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"

+8
that is ok

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jasminecorney 2009/10/29 18:52:05

"Gone Fishing"

+3
Im sleeping with the fishes here... in the belly of the whale....
Sleeping with fishes LOL

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pierre 2009/10/29 16:54:00

"I Am So Happy Here... I Could Just Shit"

oh my god!!!
perfect...
ha ha ha ha ha ...

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bloodredsandman 2009/10/29 16:34:57

"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"

murder lol

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Lucy 2009/10/29 13:27:50

"I Will Not Be Right Back After This Message" -Merv Griffin

+3
My best one is Merv Griffin LOL, he's right he won't be right back and if he does and you see him Stage left,ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha.

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BamBam to Lucy 2009/10/29 19:46:43

Mine would read - Play It Again Sam, "PLEASE"!!!! :))))))))))))))

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Lucy to Lucy 2009/11/19 13:28:34

to bambam
I guess mine would say, forget me not, for I was once here

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XStarX 2009/10/29 12:10:05

"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"

LMAO..XXXXXX

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Molly 2009/10/29 11:50:58

"Here Lies the Body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the Gas Instead of the Brake"

+1
haha....
there all good but number 7 is the best.....
what a goon.....

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charlene smith 2009/10/29 10:20:38

"Here Lies the Body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the Gas Instead of the Brake"

+5
what all the tome stone for or is because it is helloween

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Ursula 2009/10/29 10:08:29

"Here Lies the Body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the Gas Instead of the Brake"

+3
Damn you freaks

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Barbie 2009/10/29 09:48:57

"I Told You I Was Sick"

We shouldve put that on my aunties LOL She was claiming to be sick for months than she just crocked over. We was like "Oh, maybe she was sick?" lol

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Scarlet 2009/10/29 09:48:55

"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"

+3
haha lol. nt tht iV killed any1. . . yet ;)
mine wud say sumen like:
"You can't get rid of me that easy, I AM coming back to haunt you!"

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egglands worst! 2009/10/29 09:44:14

"I Will Not Be Right Back After This Message" -Merv Griffin

thats th tightest tombstone evr!

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Mar~y~Sol~101 2009/10/29 04:43:13

"Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."

Mine would say....*thinking*
Here lies the girl who isn't sleeping.
JK. can't think of anythin...

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Wordturd998 2009/10/29 04:24:15

"Here Lies the Body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the Gas Instead of the Brake"

idk wat i would do 4 mine...

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XxPeteWentzxX 2009/10/29 04:04:20

"I Told You I Was Sick"

"I told you to stop making me laugh"...

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renee_nay2k2011 2009/10/29 03:08:02

"I Told You I Was Sick"

hahahahahahahahaha and lol lol.........wow that is hilarious!!

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emo__sickness101 2009/10/29 01:31:56

"I Am So Happy Here... I Could Just Shit"

+1
hahahaha

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scjosh 2009/10/29 01:03:26

"I Am So Happy Here... I Could Just Shit"

+1
LOL

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Mwa 2009/10/29 00:56:51

"Here Lies the Body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the Gas Instead of the Brake"

+1
funny and it ryhmes!

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Kara 2009/10/29 00:14:03

"I Will Not Be Right Back After This Message" -Merv Griffin

+1
There's a few funny ones :) Mine would sayy?? uh, Goodbye Cruel World....ill have to think on it.

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Esme 2009/10/29 00:11:48

"He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing"

+1
there's nothin to do down here accept for sleeping

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therealsiriblair 2009/10/28 23:28:25

"I Told You I Was Sick"

+1
"Never killed a man who didn't need killing" haha

"Told ya I was sick" lmfao!

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thereal... to thereal... 2009/10/28 23:38:14

+1
MINE WOULD SAY:

"NERDS - You cannot kill what already has no life . . . Obviously I'm not a nerd... but I tried to kill one once!"

OR:

"Died of Boredom, She Told Her Mom She Didn't Like That Class..."

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JBfan1 2009/10/28 23:11:48

"Here Lies the Body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the Gas Instead of the Brake"

+1
"Here lies the oldest cookie-ever. And man, don't eat this with milk, (That one is old as dirt too!)"

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berenice hardy 2009/10/28 22:54:31

"Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."

+1
here lies b.h she will come and hont u

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